dopeluminarydreamer:

numberlover1729:

one-time-i-dreamt:

xxxamethystrosexxx:

andthenrealitycrashesthrough:

*sees post on tumblr*

Every damn time. 

This even happens to me from time to time because over the course of running this blog, I went through thousands and thousands of submissions and I apparently do not remember all of them so I’ll see some older submission on my dash and get confused or worried for a good few seconds until I see my icon and realize, ah, that’s just me, phew. 

@one-time-i-dreamt so, you’re telling us that the person who RUNS the freaky dream blog forgets to read the user name?!? I feel better now

The fact that one-time-i-dreamt is scared of her own posts is weirdly reassuring

fbi-agent-valley:

writing-prompt-s:

mythmica:

sadunacc:

mythmica:

writing-prompt-s:

After Harry Potter came out, many videos surfaced online of people running into brick walls at train stations as a joke. While at one of these such train stations a friend dares you to run into a wall. They pull out their phone and start recording as you reluctantly run towards the wall. Expecting to hit it, you brace for impact but none comes— when you open your eyes again, the platform is empty and the train you see is most definitely not the Hogwarts Express.

Myth it is tOO EARLY FOR THIS XD

Me: *reblogs this*

You and the rest of my followers:

Ok. That’s enough Tumblr for today. 

I can hear that gif

silverhawk:

fdsklfsdl u ever think firestar exaggerates aspects of being a kittypet to try and seem tougher because hes TIRED of the “kittypets are weak and lazy” stereotypes within the clans so he just makes shit up to seem cooler and thunderclan starts buying it after awhile bc for the longest time hes the only kittypet-turned-warrior so they CANT disprove him

firestar: when we turn a few weeks old, our owners take us to……this twoleg called the vet. and while we’re there they – oh starclan, it [snickers] its so scary to talk about – but the vet. they stab us but not with claws – they inject us with this liquid that makes us stronger. i cant get rabies for a while because- [holds in his laughter] because a twoleg stabbed me.

all of thunderclan: