awww now im picturing snowy tucking his head on a sleeping taters shoulder and just cuddling up to him a bit on a falcs roadie and when they land they’re both fast asleep and kinda tangled up in each other
this got kind of out of hand which is why it took me 200 years to publish it?? it is also arguably the worst thing i’ve ever written and i love it. not exactly what u requested by enjoy 🙂
Kent is lying on his side on the couch with his head in
Jeff’s lap.
Jeff is watching Sports Center, and Kent is mostly just
spacing out. It’s warm and comfortable, and he feels safe, and the background
noise of the TV and Jeff’s hand carding through his hair is lulling him to
sleep.
reminder that this is an actual thing that was said by william ‘dex’ j. pointdexter to his captain at what is most certainly one of their first meetings.
don’t look at me and tell me dex hasn’t had some very gay thoughts about jack’s butt.
Shitty designed his own So You Have A Crush On Jack Zimmermann, Don’t Sweat It Brah We’ve All Been There pamphlet to distribute to all freshman recruits.
What he must never know is that Jack and Lardo distributed their own pamphlet titled The Bewildering Appeal of Shitty Knight’s Sick Flow: A Survivor’s Guide.
Based off of a real situation with a Russian I knew:
So Bitty has definitely called people a peach before. So at some point, after Jack is out to the team and Bitty has met them, Tater is helping with him something and Bitty says, “You’re a peach.” Tater is confused, but is like well that sounds nice, so alright.
He goes to Snowy a little while later and asks what it means when someone calls you a peach.
And Snowy replies, “A peach…do you mean a bitch?”
Tater, “No…no…I am pretty sure it is a peach.”
“Are you sure it wasn’t bitch? People don’t usually say that…wait…was it Bitty?”
“Yes!”
“It means you are sweet and I think that is also a fine.”
Pffftt omg tater getting fined for endearments from bitty is hilarious because like, it gets jack /going/
Jack: haha i know my boyfriend is an open, friendly, and very southern person who liberally uses terms like “honey” “sweetheart” on his friends. But he called me sweetie and handsome like a gajillion more times on the phone just now haha ISNT THAT FUNNY heres $500 in the sinbin to counter the $50 that Tater put in. Tater: Haha B like calling people sweet! He call me sweetpea other day
Jack, later: Bitty are you cheating on me with Tater? Bitty: ???????? Bitty: no???
HC that during his first NCAA season a sports commentator caustically called Jack “a role model for fuckups everywhere” and ten years later Jack puts it on a shirt and wears it.
“I feel like Jack is so polite the U would be a maple leaf” – @imaginarycircus
All the better for teenagers to be able to wear it aggressively!
Zimmermania: REBEL AGAINST YOUR PARENTS AND F THE POLICE BY achieving excellence in your chosen field and pushing yourself academically NO MATTER WHAT ANYONE ELSE TELLS YOU
since I’ve been drawing cp characters in novelty shirts anyway… i was too late to get the maple leaf 😦 anyway. older jack :
just moving along like everyone else 