Tag: omgcp

omg-zimbits-trash:

This is all Rachel/@dexondefense fault. Without further ado I present SNATER (snowy/tater)

-Tater’s first day on the team is tough. He doesn’t speak English too well and it’s a struggle to answer all the press questions about how he likes Providence and the new team.

-When he (finally) gets back to the locker room, everyone else has cleared out, their interviews much shorter

-Except one guy. The goalie? Tater doesn’t know his name but this guy’s still in there

-Goalie? is like “Hey dude welcome to the team! We’re happy to have you here!” and he’s? so pretty? 

-Tater goes over and hugs him because that’s easier than finding the words. 

-Snowy is surprised by this but. It’s nice. It’s really really nice. He wants to hug the new guy more often. 

-This leads to after-practice hugs becoming a Thing. “For good luck!” they say. “He’s really cute!” they think. So they add in before-practice hugs for even more luck. 

-Snowy takes it on himself to be Tater’s Official Tour Guide and shows him around the city. But he’d rather watch Tater watching the things. It’s so cheesy and adorable.

-One of the Aces rushes the goal during a game and Snowy gets hurt. Next period, Tater punches the guy so hard & so much he gets himself ejected from the game.

-Snow’s like “wtf? why would you do that?” and Tater’s like “I thought it was obvious. I like you.”

-aaaaaaa these two are cute

wheeloffortune-design:

des-zimbits:

wheeloffortune-design:

abominableobriens:

@pettypens was saying these too look v similar 

POOTS AND TANGO ARE BROTHERS, THERE IT IS, I WANT 10k FICS ABOUT THEM NOW

POOTS MAY MESS UP OFTEN BUT HE’S HIS BROTHER’S HERO

NOPE WAIT IT’S MORE TWISTED THAN THAT

Poots is a rookie. 18ish.  Tango is a freshman. 18ish.

Poots and Tango are identical twins separated at birth.

The reason no one knows about Tango’s brother in the NHL is that Tango is always too busy asking questions so he never gives personal information. 

rushingsnowy:

responsiblelesbian:

wetwellie:

Ok so in theatre, one of the things I was tasked to do was keeping the costumes smelling fresh

Without washing them

For, like, 4 months

All I’m saying is that Ford is gonna take one sniff of those hockey bags, and immidiately take a trip to the murder stop and shop.
She returns with an armful of vodka and an empty windex bottle .

She then gathers the bags, puts a mix of vodka and water into the bottle, and sprays them for all it’s worth.

When its done, she lines each of em with dryer sheets

“So do we still need a dryer, or can we just clean everything with vodka from now on?” Tango asks

at least 5 of the boys try to do their laundry this way until midterms until Bitty catches them straight up not washing their clothes ever and flips out 

smh boys: 3 sprays on the shirt, 3 sprays in the mouth. 3 sprays on the shirt, 3 sprays in the mouth. *gets to the end of their clothes, opens up spray bottle, drinks the rest*

nomorelonelydays:

nomorelonelydays:

where is my very soft time traveling fic featuring zimbits where they meet their grown-up selves with 2.5 kids via stanley cup magic just so I can read a scene like this:

Shitty (coming downstairs to kitchen for breakfast): oh hey Bob. I didn’t know you were visiting us. Nice flow, when’d you get it? Who’s the cute blonde dad behind you?  Also why are there children in the haus–
Older Jack (juggling his toddler, who is playing with his hair): …I’m Jack.
Shitty: haha okay–(focuses on Jack’s face, spits out coffee)–holy–

who is going to write this so i can read another scene with Older Bitty meeting Younger Jack and telling his husband, “Oh, honey, look at you! Jack, sweetheart, you’re practically a baby! Can you believe I fell in love with this face 15 years ago? Gosh, it’s been so long.” and Younger Jack is just like….oh God Dad Bitty is hot what do i do while Older Jack kind of narrows his eyes at his younger self in a way that’s obviously saying ‘dont even think about touching my husband’ but then he’s like wait, Younger Jack is still technically himself so now he’s just confused