“a few readers thought that Foxtrot would be a lacrosse bro. Definitely not”
Latino Whiskey confirmed. How much hockey is there in Arizona?
Tango is from Jersey, so adjust your mental accents accordingly
Ford has two older brothers and is from Buffalo! please adjust your high school metas to maybe have her knowing Holster’s sisters or her brothers knowing Holster
John Fitzgerald is the most boring name to go along with such a funny nickname. Like, c’mon, they needed to call him Poots. What would they have called him otherwise? Fitz? Boring.
“he farted during an interview once”
rest in pieces buddy
Snowy’s name is Dustin Snow. This sounds like a spy in a mid-2000s movie and I love it.
there is an official floorplan for Jack’s apartment! he does indeed have in-unit laundry.
I love them and I love this year of the comic
Tango: As someone who has a long history of not understanding anything, I feel confident in my ability to continue not knowing what is going on.
One day Jack and Bitty are having a … well, it’s not an argument. Let’s call it a slightly-more-spirited-than-usually debate about Bitty’s enthusiasm (NOT obsession, thank you) for pop culture. Jack’s maybe called it “shallow “ a few too many times, and Bitty finally snaps, “I don’t know what you’re so high and mighty about, Jack Zimmermann. History’s just reallyoutdated pop culture!”
Jack has literally no comeback for this.
This definitely happened, but not while they were dating.
Nah, this happened towards the end of Bitty’s first year, in front of the entire team, who all immediately oooh’d or just straight up burst out laughing and will never ever let Jack live it down
I started thinking about who looks up to who on the team the other day, and the more I thought about it, particularly the Dex:Ransom::Nursey:Holster dynamic, the more interesting I found the parallels.
I’m honestly very curious and concerned what happened here.
Judging by the shit-eating grin on the opposition’s (who isn’t the same one who injured Tater; judging by beard color) face, it was a chirp.
Judging by the fact that it set Jack off enough that he had to be restrained, what was said was extremely unpleasant.
Nah bro, Schooner is just giddy that he gets to witness Jack Zimmermann morph into t h e spittin’ image of Bad Bob, like it’s so uncanny it’s a privilege. Like, ‘Oh I’m going to get my face beat in by the astral projection of one of The Greats?? #Blessed’
Okay, while I adhere to the situation being serious, this is adorably hilarious.
Jack Zimmermann punched me in the face. It was awesome!
just moving along like everyone else 