http://lebelinoria.tumblr.com/post/171013865370/audio_player_iframe/lebelinoria/tumblr_mit8xn6VHu1qlb4w6?audio_file=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.tumblr.com%2Faudio_file%2Flebelinoria%2F171013865370%2Ftumblr_mit8xn6VHu1qlb4w6

strictlyquadrilateral:

strictlyquadrilateral:

sjaukes:

johnthedragon:

paulsentertainmentplatform:

so i used something called infinite jukebox to cut out every other beat of this song and

well

here ya go

250 miles

I’m having a fucking stroke

*vaguely scottish noises*

@gayrfalcon and i took the liberty of transcribing this:

Wenahwyt
Wellahmgunnabi
Gunnabi ahu nextaiu
Wenag’h eiahmgunnabi
Gunnabi ah’an hu go’aiu
Yfaiged wellahmgunnabi
Gunnabi hu gextaiu
Yfai h’gh eyah gunnabi
Gunnabi ahuz hyntaiu

Bahud wive hun m’naiwud wive hen
Mosta manm hrwufan mufeldud

Denahwat kozaimgunnabi
Gunnabi ahuzwafaiu
Menamun kozenfukad duha
Seri pizaiu

A kluk hu’am gunnabi
Gunnabi kultuiu
Yfai guk wellai gunnabi
Gunnabi ahuzkuldaiu

Bahud wive hudmena
Hudwive hen
Mosta gan mawafen
Yfaudut

[vocalization]

Wenahm hl’t
Wellahmgunnabi
Gunnabi huz weloutiu
Wenahm hl’t
Wellahmgunnazhri
Gunnazhri dakai nowiyu
A kwunk gela gunnabi
Gunnabi hu gowiyu
Ena kluk kom gonnabi
Gunnabi ahu kowaiu

Gona ahus ko we’i

Budhud wive hen
Manahud wive hun
Mosta gan mawafen
Yfaudut

[vocalization]

Adud wive hen
Mena hud wive hen
Jasta du muwafen mehaldi tu

……you’re welcome

wh….why did i do this

how fucking out of it was i last night

jumpingjacktrash:

vastderp:

nehirose:

anagramofbrat:

jurassicbarnes:

annoyedmccoy:

annoyedmccoy:

hailingfrequencies:

prozacmorning:

punch-a-your-buns:

alskgirl:

shaydee604:

This is what happens when white guys listen to Indian music

holy shit

whenever I’m feeling sad I just watch this video.

I was not expecting that level of choreography or that they would actually know the words.  This is awesome.

was not expecting that handstand jfc

im crying actual tears this is sheer beauty

especially because bc im indian and indian people dance like this as well

they truly captured the essence of our culture im laughing so hard

I JUST WANTED TO MAKE SURE TUMBLR KNEW THAT THERE IS A PART 2

as an Indian who appreciates this kind of promotion of Daler Mehndi’s “tunak tunak tun”, i have to reblog this

These precious dorks.

i am so happy

Everything in life is suddenly tolerable, if not outright glorious.

this is what i needed tonight.

amatalefay:

ericvilas:

shinelikethunder:

animatedamerican:

bigscaryd:

rosegoldlips:

rosegoldlips:

ur personality is defined by ur favorite line in hallelujah

tag your favorite line of hallelujah

“tag your favorite line of hallelujah” scans to Hallelujah.

you tried to read the words as prose
but noticed how its scansion goes
and now you can’t unhear the tune, so screw ya
recall the phrase you love the most
then once again reblog this post
and tag your fav’rite line of hallelujah

okay that’s it I hate you all. like… fuckign done. i’ve hit the wall.

…I’m calling the Tumblr Cops to come subdue you

I hate the fact this fucking fits. I’m just about to call it quits.
Now everything just sounds like hallelujah.

You pick a phrase, you pick a rhyme, repeat the sound another time,
Five iambs, then an extra beat will do ya.
Another rhyme, a rising note – congratulations, you just wrote
Another goddamn verse to Hallelujah.

jumpingjacktrash:

handbasketofdreams:

sofficisaffiche:

honeysucklepink:

tchrgleek:

pizzopaps:

flaminggoosememe:

hyrude:

i was in a thrift shop the other day and they were playing the most unsettling variations of normal christmas music, culminating in this rendition of the 12 days of christmas except it was like 12 guys all singing over each other and going “no!” and interrupting the lyrics with random other phrases until they deadass just started singing 5 golden rings to toto’s africa. can anyone confirm that this is a real song and not that i stroked so hard i astral projected into a universe where everything is somehow worse than it is here

https://youtu.be/2Fe11OlMiz8

I remember listening to this in grade school. I am going to go get some Chinese food.

this is what my anxiety attacks sound like

Oh I needed this laugh this evening. Thank you so much.

In case anyone didn’t want to leave Tumblr and just hit “play”

this is what it’s like inside my brain the entirety of the month of december

This is fucked up and i love it

i think i sprained my jaw laughing

bunniipastel:

Me: Hey do you know that Earth, Wind and Fire song September? Do you ever think they made a song called December, like it’s the same thing but instead of saying September they say December instead?

My brother: That would be really funny if there was.

My dad: There is look it up.

Me: ARE YOU SERIOUS?!

life-happened:

colt-kun:

bigrobotlesbian:

flaminggoosememe:

hyrude:

i was in a thrift shop the other day and they were playing the most unsettling variations of normal christmas music, culminating in this rendition of the 12 days of christmas except it was like 12 guys all singing over each other and going “no!” and interrupting the lyrics with random other phrases until they deadass just started singing 5 golden rings to toto’s africa. can anyone confirm that this is a real song and not that i stroked so hard i astral projected into a universe where everything is somehow worse than it is here

https://youtu.be/2Fe11OlMiz8

I remember listening to this in grade school. I am going to go get some Chinese food.

straight no chaser’s christmas album is like the only one my dad plays in december we’ve listened to it since i was in high school at least

HO
LY
SHIT

STRAIGHT NO CHASER IS MY SHIT MAN