angryblackman:

“How are your grades?”

“What are you majoring in?”

“Have you got a girlfriend?”

“What do you want to do when you graduate?”

earthcomet:

Tomorrow is really another 24 hrs huh

tinbox:

One of the most tedious responsibilities of adulthood: cooking food and eating it. I mean, I like food, but must i go through this process every day?? a couple of times a week should do

bunjywunjy:

mockwa:

🐯

🐯

🐯

good morning everyone have an absolutely furious mongoose

strucktwice:

mood

brokenly:

idk why people take me so seriously i never even know what im saying

cybra-sensei:

thispreciousthing:

A six year old once asked me what adulthood is like.

“You can eat ice cream for dinner every night if you want,” I told him.

His face lit up.

“But you have to buy it yourself.”

I’ve never seen someone go from delighted to devastated as quickly as that little boy.

This is the most accurate description of adulthood I’ve ever heard.

youngsamberg:

micspam:

best sleeping conditions: freezing fucking cold room but layers and layers of blankets

worst waking up conditions: freezing fucking cold room but layers and layers of blankets

nitrostreak:

snowflakeeel:

I chime in with a haven’t you people ever heard of

citing a goddamn source??“

No

It’s much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of

Smug irrationality

You’ve heard of the Roaring 20s……..

rainbowbarnacle:

heterokatedison:

officerhaughtstuff:

now get ready for the Screaming 20s – coming to a decade near you in 2020

is it too early or can we start screaming now