mood – just moving along like everyone else

theflatwoodsmonsterisalesbian:

I get why ppl are leaving tumblr but ive never deleted an account for anything in my life and if tumblr wants me to leave theyre going to have to kill me themselves

wilwheaton:

saw this in r/tumblr and was like OH HOLY SHIT IT’S ME.

mmilhouse:

mmilhouse:

calvin onion suit

calvin onion suit…

lostalive:

genderists:

i just had the weirdest moment, i was feeling my front teeth with my tongue because they’re the tiniest bit crooked, and then i had the thought “i’ll check if they’re also crooked in my other mouth” and then i realized to my shock and confusion that i have only one mouth, leading me to believe that in a past life i was a terrible monster with two mouths

A few months ago, I thought to myself “Mmm I’m so tired… how much longer in this one again?” and I knew instinctively what I meant by ‘this one’ was this body and this life. I then spend a few wide-eyed moments having an identity/existential crisis like how many times have I been on this earth to have such an instinctive response to being bone-weary to my soul? No one can really answer, especially not me.

christmasmatthews:

ppl: don’t put ur team hate in the tags it’s not nice

me: ya true

also me: fuck the Chicago Blackhawks of the NHL national hockey league

puffinmaster246:

theduchessunseen:

annalightwood:

tearlessrain:

2018 has lasted four years yet october lasted a week and november has disengaged from linear time entirely

#january-march was 4 years ago // april was normal i think // may was a week ago // june 1st was a year ago #summer in general was the vague concept of exsistence that lasted anywhere between 13-18 weeks #october was at least a week and a half // November?? tried her best but sister only lasted two days this year #today is already yesterday #2018 #edit: i completely forgot september existed which honestly says a lot (via @steebucks)

zagreus:

invite me to your discord server so i can immediately become overwhelmed, mute it, and never interact with any of you ever again

turbofoxes:

hey…

…got any grapes?

shialablunt:

me, in september when the leaves started changing and the weather was a little cooler: seasonal depression WHOM??????? i am healthy and HAPPY and i LOVE fall! pumpkin spice lattes yas! what was i THINKING? i’m remembering it as worse than it was in years past!!

me, 8 days into november when its freezing and getting dark at 5pm: ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh. oh oh oh OH. oh ya………