sfx: BAM Of those present, who would you date? Aomine: Dammit, Satsuki! [Aomine is yelling at Momoi because she interrupted him before he could answer the previous question]
someone: This kind of question again? (it’s like London Hearts…) Momoi: Well then, let’s start with…
Momoi: The guy who says his type is older women, Midorin!! Midorima: !
Momoi: There happen to be a few older women here… Araki: (I want to leave…)
Midorima: Takao, we’re leaving. (arrow pointing to Takao: laughing so hard he can’t breathe) Momoi: What!? Wait, Midorin!? (Running away!?) Midorima: This is why Oha-Asa’s horoscope told me to be careful of Taurus… (and of women) Momoi: I…I don’t know what you’re talking about, but sit down!
Midorima tryin’ to pose for his man and Takoa not even lookin’
But Takao’s got the hawkeye. So he doesn’t need to turn around to look at his man. Don’t worry Shin-chan, Kazu’s just trying to play it cool, but he’s totally checking you out right now. XD
Midorima: Now let’s be clear, I don’t love Takao okay? I just miss him when he’s not around, I think about him all the time, and I imagine us one day running towards each other in slow motion and I’m holding my lucky item.
Kuroko: Are you ever going to tell him how you feel?
Midorima: No. Maybe. Never. I don’t know.
Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Kuroko no Basuke | Kuroko's Basketball Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Midorima Shintarou/Takao Kazunari Characters: Midorima Shintarou, Takao Kazunari, Kise Ryouta Additional Tags: slight midoxkise hint - Freeform
Summary: This fic is written based on the idea that Midorima watches the Oha Asa forecast every morning. There’s a small segment of love forecasts that plays just before Oha Asa, but Midorima claims he ‘doesn’t listen to them because they’re always wrong’. Whether or not they are, turns out to be quite debatable…