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From Replace Plus Extra Chapter 5

sfx: BAM
Of those present, who would you date?
Aomine: Dammit, Satsuki!
[Aomine is yelling at Momoi because she interrupted him before he could answer the previous question]

someone: This kind of question again? (it’s like London Hearts…)
Momoi: Well then, let’s start with…

Momoi: The guy who says his type is older women, Midorin!!
Midorima: !

Momoi: There happen to be a few older women here…
Araki: (I want to leave…)

Midorima: Takao, we’re leaving.
(arrow pointing to Takao: laughing so hard he can’t breathe)
Momoi: What!? Wait, Midorin!? (Running away!?)
Midorima: This is why Oha-Asa’s horoscope told me to be careful of Taurus… (and of women)
Momoi: I…I don’t know what you’re talking about, but sit down!

Midorima: Now let’s be clear, I don’t love Takao okay? I just miss him when he’s not around, I think about him all the time, and I imagine us one day running towards each other in slow motion and I’m holding my lucky item.
Kuroko: Are you ever going to tell him how you feel?
Midorima: No. Maybe. Never. I don’t know.

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Don’t Listen to Idiots (2122 words) by rosemari_00

Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Kuroko no Basuke | Kuroko's Basketball
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Midorima Shintarou/Takao Kazunari
Characters: Midorima Shintarou, Takao Kazunari, Kise Ryouta
Additional Tags: slight midoxkise hint - Freeform

Summary: This fic is written based on the idea that Midorima watches the Oha Asa forecast every morning. There’s a small segment of love forecasts that plays just before Oha Asa, but Midorima claims he ‘doesn’t listen to them because they’re always wrong’. Whether or not they are, turns out to be quite debatable…

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