me: I’m mentally ill and struggling to get the energy to do tasks that are necessary for my everyday life
a neurotypical: having you considering taking on several time consuming and tiring hobbies, such as running, getting up at 5am to do yoga, and making green smoothies with 20 ingredients every day
exhaustion! but not enough to sleep just lie on the floor like a wet towel
whoops! shouldve eaten 2 hours ago
all food tastes equally boring! yeah that piece of old bread and 4 pickles will do
staring at the ceiling!
lose your train of thought every 5 minutes! whatever youre trying to do sure won’t get done anytime soon
every activtiy feels pointless! even your favourite hobbies. Especially your favourite hobbies!
loneliness! but also you feel like a burden to everyone you know so good luck with that
staring at the wall!
wearing the same sweatpants for 3 days straight! because who can be bothered? not you that’s for sure!
yelling at people for no reason! because now even their breathing annoys you
staring at the wall some more!
Suddenly crying over tiny things! such as dropping your favourite pencil. it’s not even broken. but who gives a fuck!
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it’s completely acceptable to stay alive for tiny reasons. because you want to hear your favorite song one more time. because your dog will miss you if you leave. because the moon is just too pretty to never see again. because you haven’t seen the next season of a really good tv show. because you want to see the christmas lights this year. if you’re alive, you’re doing enough. if you’re surviving, i’m proud of you.
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Millennium bills insurance directly and your insurance might cover it or might not. Mine did, completely. It’s worth looking into, absolutely. Bring it up. I wish you luck!
Mine was surprisingly spot-on. There was one place where it said I was a responder to something I do not respond to, and one place where it did the opposite, I think, but the rest was totally accurate and if I’d had it years ago, I could have avoided the meds that messed me up the worst.
just moving along like everyone else 