memes – Page 33 – just moving along like everyone else

year 1 jack: who are you
year 3 jack: im you but emotionally stable, happy, and in a loving and supportive relationship

moondoggo:

i made this with placeholder text thinking i might come up with something but i never did

got some hot suggestions in the old reply box, please enjoy

@sworddistributor

@ghoulsjw

@fursoni

@deanodawg04

astrangertomykin:

jewishgf:

This is the meme content I like to see

let me tell u something chefs love memes about how a kitchen works and this one caused my entire kitchen to riot and my head chef sent it to all the area chefs in the company

motomenorahkent:

sapphicfemme:

zimmy373:

this isn’t even edited

I had to Google this because I couldn’t believe it was real…but it is…

You will not be able to predict how this ends

vastderp:

kanthia:

chefpyro:

oh

fuck

Genuinely impressed

unknought:

writing-prompt-s:

Your protagonist is petrified of the letter “L”, explain why without using “L”.

This is just to say

I have removed
the dozenth character
that was in
your orthography

and which
I imagine you intended to use
as the unique representation
of a certain phoneme

Forgive me
it was a voiced approximant
produced by directing the airstream over the sides of the tongue
and so terrifying

chirrutimgay:

misspryss:

grimdarkthroes:

realslimcaity:

IHust wiOke upmy whol hOUSSe

I’m telling this story again b/c fuck it but anyways I was playing D&D and one of my friends went “brown bear brown bear what do you see” and on cue three of us turn to him and like, death metal screech “ALLLL”.

The dude goes completely pale faced. I saw true horror in his eyes.

He didn’t know the joke.

So apparently dude just had three of his best friends demonically screech at him for no goddamn reason.

I do not think I will ever cause that level of sheer terror and confusion ever again in my life.

My name is Bear.
Wen frum the deep
The Old Wuns waken
Frum their sleep
And Cthulhu sounds
His maddening call
I do not blink
I see it all.

anemistheglitch:

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