spicy-vagina-tacos:

cuddlingcassandra:

spicy-vagina-tacos:

I hate this fucking piece of shit website I had a fucking dream that I found a baby snail in my flowers and the first thing I wanted to do was take a fucking selfie with it and title it “snemes” eat my entire ass you meme loving fucks

someones a little snangry (snail angry)

SNEAT MY ENTIRE ASS

july-19th-club:

diosmiles:

durbikins:

imagine what the shitposting game in the amish country is like

Father Amos: Rise and shine bretheren, it is time to till the earth and do good deeds in the eyes of the lord.

Slothful Jeremiah:

Listen, I live in Western PA Amish territory, and Amish memes are 100% about the failure of technology

so it’s like

you: an English fool, with your car stuck in a ditch on an incredibly snowy day, struggling

Jake your Amish neighbor, who is pulling your car out with a team of draft horses: haha wow what a sticky situation ur in, pal. that’s so rough, buddy

galactic meme culture in star wars

zenlida:

texelations:

thewilytouchstone:

spookydaze:

alrightanakin:

women-inthe-sequel:

jedimasteramell:

gokissthewookie:

binarysunset:

alrightanakin:

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

alrightanakin:

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

lukeskywalkuer:

alrightanakin:

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

theforcevevo:

alrightanakin:

alrightanakin:

bottoms up and the sith lord laughs

chancellor 👏palpatine 👏 did 👏 geonosis👏

Dicks out for han solo

the bubble opera but every time sheev mentions the dark side it gets faster

DONT👏 CALL 👏YOURSELF 👏A 👏REBEL 👏IF 👏YOU 👏HAVENT 👏PERSONALLY 👏BLOWN 👏UP 👏THE 👏DEATH 👏STAR👏

order 66: executed

the jedi: dead

dicks: out

THE JEDI ORDER IS FORCIBLY REMOVED FROM THE GALAXY

“The Jedi Order has resorted to sending a council member to spy on me. Sad!” – @realSheevSPalpatine

All Your Echo Base Are Belong To Us

want to feel old? this is obi-wan kenobi now.

Hello Naughty Younglings It’s Murder Time

if you can’t handle me at my in pieces exposed wires C-3PO, then you don’t deserve me at my shined and fresh out the oil bath C-3PO.

does Luke Skywalker is gay?

Me: so what do you think about the rebellion?

Date: Im actually a huge supporter of the Empire. Theyre pushing this galaxy in the right direction.

Me, shoving nutrient packs into my purse: sorry my uncle Fulcrum called I have to go-

midichlorians are the power house of the jedi

Jedi will travel across the galaxy to Jedha just to get kyber crystals for their lightsabers

They crave that mineral

get you a man who can do both

my name is Luk
and wen its nite
R2 run off
Sand Ppl fite
Old Ben find me
then I run hom
Owen and Beru
now smoky bonz

“average sith lord have 3 lightsabers”  factoid actualy just statistical error. average sith lord have 1 lightsaber. General Grievous, who lives in castle & loots over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

some people???????execute order 66?????????? to cope????????????

the signs as completely arbitrary hex colors

effervescenthoopla:

thegrimharpy:

gemderstudies:

Aries: #a10000

Taurus: #a15000

Gemini: #a1a100

Cancer: #626262

Leo: #416600

Virgo: #008141

Libra: #008282

Scorpio: #005682

Sagittarius: #000056

Capricorn: #2b0057

Aquarius: #6a006a

Pisces: #77003c

ARBITRARY MY LEFT TIT

what makes me the angriest is that i didn’t even need to click to see the colors. i just knew. i fucking knew it.