riverdoge:

Ya know, I wanna get mad at forced memes by corporations in an attempt to act “hip”, but I feel Olive Garden is the one place that is perfectly allowed to use this one

Finally.

Honestly I can’t wait for millennials in space, because old memes like “Kilroy was here” in every corner of the Solar system because we have so many stories to share, and so many selfies with Earth because “Smile, everyone!” Will never get old, and snapchats from the space station because we’ve been here so long, but we still want to show everyone our average afternoon up here, and we’re new enough for this to not be old, and old enough to not take it for granted, and maybe we won’t have screwed it up yet, and it’ll be like the gold rush, but less slavery and scurvy, and instead of panning for gold, we’ll be panning stardust for water because we’re Dirtlings and the cosmos dwarf us, and there could be so much life in them there hills, and no power in the ‘verse can stop us from boldly going, and when are we refunding NASA?

queer-sunshine-femme:

clarz:

clarz:

35 Truly Inspirational Ways You Described Your Gender Presentation on the Autostraddle Reader Survey

1. Stoner Femme, Gender Confused

2. Insufficiently organised to have a consistent presentation

3. Exhausted college chic/professional physics human

4. Uh. Librarian? What’s the one with no makeup and just regular clothes?

5. Whatever Brandi Carlile is

6. Glitter Queen

7. Fancy Pony Boi

8. Cozy femme

9. I just like docs and dresses ok

10. Hypermasculine camp

11. Softest of butches

12. Executive dysfunction closeted makeup-scared femme?

13. So uncomfortable

14. Femme in the Summer, Butch in the Winter: A Seasonal Fluidity

15. A small cluster of stars

16. 14-year-old boy

17. Leg hair don’t care but actually cares a lot

18. Sloth femme

19. Gay adjunct professor/goth librarian

20. Aunt Dad

21. Granola, self-sufficient, utilitarian, rural spinster

22. Laid-back lesbian farmer

23. DOIN MY OWN FUCKIN THING

24. Athleisure meets sea-witch

25. Comfortable baggy-clothed person

26. My girlfriend likes to (very accurately so) describe me as “pastel butch”

27. Bunny dyke

28. Muppet

29. Low Femme

30. Lab Chic

31. Geek? I don’t know, I’m wearing a Wonder Woman shirt and Mickey Mouse shoes, so make of that what you will

32. Exhausted

33. FUCK I HAVE NO IDEA? USUALLY PEOPLE DON’T RECOGNIZE ME AS GAY, SO FEMME?

34. Lesbarian

35. This whole labeling thing is very American, isn’t it. I’m a woman who owns pants, chucks, skirts and mascara. Now what?

tag yourself i’m lab chic with a side of executive dysfunction

I’m sloth femme

the signs as iconic nhl moments

aries: you can’t do that!
taurus: that one time pk subban tried to kiss carey price straight on the lips in front of a worldwide audience
gemini: i drink coffee before the game so i can fart in the crease
cancer: gucci purse
leo: what is violence, anyway?
virgo: i’d have my cock out if i scored four goals. i’d have my cock out, stroking it
libra: what are you the bottle police?
scorpio: i just wanted to say what a piece of shit i think lucic is
sagittarius: it was not an equipment problem, so let’s just leave it at that
capricorn: i don’t like any guy on their team
aquarius: if mike richards thinks we’re getting away with murder, i don’t know what he just got away with. mass murder? like are we stepping up a notch?
pisces: maybe he’s just jealous, i have hair, he don’t have hair

The signs as The Onion Headlines

wrenrouge:

Aries:

Taurus:

Gemini:

Cancer:

Leo:

Virgo:

Libra:

Scorpio:

Sagittarius:

Capricorn:

Aquarius:

Pisces:

faulker:

the game isnt happening if you dont check the score

stmkos:

you can’t get kicked out of playoffs if you don’t make the playoffs

orestian:

gendernihilistanarchocommunist:

orestian:

i don’t know anything at all tbh

-Socrates Dark’ness Heraclitus Diogenes Pyrrho Way

a bunch of rationalists were Staring at me. i put up my middle finger at them

jumpingjacktrash:

“men are warmongers, women are peaceful” factoid actually just survivorship bias. patriarchy georg, who shuts women out of military power and erases them from history when they do achieve it, has skewed the data adn should not be trusted.

aviatorhead:

when ur headphones are broken and u find that position thats just right to get them to work