“this (insert some mixture of potato, cheese, and garlic) recipe is a perfect side dish!”
look let’s just be honest with each other up front, you know I’m gonna eat that shit entirely by itself in mass quantities as a meal. let’s not pretend like I’m some actual responsible adult who believes I need more than cheese, potatoes, and garlic to survive. this is the life I’ve chosen to live. now tell me how to double the recipe
Tag: me
I can’t wait for the fic that I’m going to write after this fic I’m not writing because I still have to finish another fic (which I can’t seem to focus on).
Me: I’m doing too much. I need to rest and take care of my body.
Also Me: I’m not doing enough. I need to get more stuff done.
somebody: so what are you going to do with your life?
me:
just moving along like everyone else 