i feel like age of ultron is like that one really bad fanfic set in canonverse that you read until the end because well you started it and it looked promising and youre halfway through so you might as well finish it and afterwards you sit there feeling confused and weirded out like ‘wtf did i just read’ and spend the next 3 weeks trying to forget you ever read it or pretending it doesn’t exist
area blogger arrives in local fandom ten years late, with shitposts
Steve Rogers: So I fell to what I thought was my death, only to get frozen in an iceberg for the better part of a century–and when I thawed back out, just about everyone I’d ever known was dead, I’d managed to sleep through a bunch of wars, and the jerks I’d been up against in the first place were about six inches away from world domination.
Ooh ooh! The guy from TFA who called Peggy “your majesty” and both Peggy Princess Liz go “yes soldier?” totally straight faced
SOMEONE WRITE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And then Steve sees her AGAIN in the present day, and any and all other superheroes in attendance are trying very hard to live up to protocol, and Queen Elizabeth is like, “Steve. Long time no see.”
Following the ice, Peggy gets a call from her Army buddy Liz, offering condolences and any assistance she can. It’s the only call Peggy gets that isn’t from Howard or the Howling Commandos that matters.
“In fact, during the audition with Chris Evans, the script says, “Spidey flips into scene,” and Tom goes, “Oh, should I do that?” Evans is like, [sarcastically] “Oh, yeah. Yeah, you just flip into the scene kid. No, you just walk in.” He does it. A standing flip, jump, flip, land. Even Chris Evans was like, “What…what happened?” – Kevin Feige, producer and President of Marvel