this makes me laugh bc he comes up w three excuses to justify shooting her in the span of like ten seconds: 1) i knew it was u all along shep i just didnt want the mercs to know it was u ok?? 2) also u were taking too slow 3) also i’m a n experienced rifleman i know i wasn’t gonna kill u promise
in reality he probably spotted shepard through his scope and was so startled he shot her on accident
im replaying mass effect 2 as a more renegade shepard vanguard
bc punching things is fun
and also, bc i disagree w the major “renegade” decisions (like giving the dude on freedoms progress to cerberus) i wont be going full renegade – just renegade dialogue paths mostly. so i wont take shit from anyone and itll be great
(lets see if i can actually do this lmao)
the vanguard thing is bc punching and then shooting a dude to kill them a certain number of times is an achievement and its literally the last one i need besides the “got literally every achievement” achievement and then ill have every achievement in me2
Garrus: Yeah so after you died I messed up my old job, my mom got a terminal illness and I went into a murderous depression spiral where I tried to emulate you but I’m a huge failure so I got all my friends killed and half my face blown off. But enough about me let’s go fight the collectors!!
Shepard: Oh my god are you okay
Garrus: *finger guns*
Shepard: ….Seriously are you oka-
Garrus: *finger guns more aggressively*
Garrus: Shepard’s dead so i’m going to disappear and go on a righteous rampage as a masked vigilante
Wrex: why
Garrus: they were 90% of my impulse control
good: garrus trusts shepard so much that he didn’t even question it when she showed up in the middle of a firefight despite being dead and just handed her his rifle because as long as she was there he knew everything would be okay better: when garrus saw shepard, he thought he had died, but he was okay with that because if the afterlife had shepard in it how bad could it possibly be?
a character shaking their head in disbelief or disgust with hand on their forehead, looking down
that kiss animation used since origins and in every mass effect game where they very slowly go in, hesitate, bop their heads around, and really go in for the kiss
when a character, usually female, talks and puts their two hands in front of them like a robot and shakes them to illustrate their point
a character leans back on one leg with their arms loose
the exit-stage-right an NPC does after a conversation ends
angry limp wrist pointing
neck/collar bone scratch
a slow crossing of the arms in times of suspicion
that punch animation
drinking alcohol and violently shaking head
a character gives a half smile with an eyebrow raised
pointing behind with thumb, body turns very slightly
I can never watch a conversation again without this post following me around
I’ll just leave this here…
DONT FORGET THE HUNCHED OVER STOMPING WALK THAT THEY DO IN LIKE EVERY CUT SCENE WHERE THEY WALK UP TO SOMETHING
Bioware did one hour-long mocap session for knights of the old republic in 2003 on a budget of $3.25 and never again since.