ameliaadriannabooks:

tenoko1:

colorfulcandypainter:

obaewankenope:

rvburgins:

crunchbuttsteak:

Imagine a young muggleborn student at Hogwarts.

She’s calmly eating in the dining hall when an owl swoops in and drops off a scroll and a howler.

Hesitantly, she opens the scroll. All it has i done word on it:

“SOME”

Looking over at the Howler, she suggenly get very worried. Carefully she opens up the Howler, dreading what it’s going to contain. The Howler rips itself open.

“BODY ONCE TOLD ME, THE WORLD WAS GONNA ROLL ME.”

@likesummerrainn

@maawi – I would do this to you in a heartbeat ahahahaha

Can you imagine

can you even imagine

the sheer number and variety of ways Muggleborns would Rickroll each other.

“Hey Sue, can you open this jar for me, my wrist hurts”

“sure thing”– *WE’RE NO STRANGERS TO LOO-OO-OOOVEE*

Omg the other students would be SO CONFUSED why these new kids are laughing and DELIGHTED to get Howlers!!!!

Someone gets a howler that just says “WHAT TEAM?” and hundreds of muggleborns and half-bloods scream out “WILDCATS”.
The purebloods are very confused.

ainaraoftime:

sometipsygnostalgic:

denizen headcanons:

  • vriska, terezi, and eridan had very intimidating and/or abrasive denizens, which were designed for them to easily want to kill. it’s literally 88 i mean bait to play on their aggression.
  • alternatively eridan just killed whatever he saw so he didnt NEED a nasty denizen, it would be so funny if it had like a tiny flower on its head
  • and terezi’s denizen was secretly a fucking unhatched egg. she was so pissed off, but as usual didnt tell anyone and pretended she murdered a flashy monster. RIP 
  • following this same pattern there’s a chance cetus is actually a very nice and sweet denizen and vriska was just kind of bitter about her mommy issues
  • nepeta had yaldaboath
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confusedbyinterface:

prokopetz:

I think people often underestimate the potential educational value of senseless memes. For example, thanks to Spiders Georg, literally every teenager on Tumblr has a reasonable grasp of what a statistical outlier is and the sorts of problems that outliers can introduce into a naïve

analysis. There are grown adults who don’t get that – I deal with them on a daily basis.

“Memes have educational value” actually statistical error. Average meme teaches 0 facts. Spiders Georg is an outlier adn should not be counted

shinyhaunter:

plantmother:

My favorite two photos probably in the world. Why does my cat look like she’s about to go off on the roast to end all roasts? Why is my boyfriend holding a glass that says “ghouls just want to have fun”? Modern art

Why do you have cardboard cutouts of obama and Bernie in your living room and why did I think they were random people and that this was a picture of a party

prokopetz:

prokopetz:

So I was at a funeral this morning, and they were playing Leonard Cohen’s “Hallelujah” as the family filed in. This version was at least more self-aware than most (i.e., it left out the explicitly sexual verses – it’s always fun when they use a version that leaves those in in a totally inappropriate context), but thanks to this fucking website, every time the chorus came in, all I could hear in my head was:

Waaaluiiigi
Waaaluiiigi
Waluiiigiii
Waluiii~iii~igiii

Do you have any idea how hard it is to betray no emotion with that running through your brain?

@dude1818 replied:

Please post that version, because I haven’t been blessed with it yet

Suffer as I have suffered.