serpentine-flower:

I made a quiz that tells you which character trope you fit best! There’s ten different results! Feel free to take it!

Reblog in the tags what you got!

Your Result:
The Sidekick

The friends and helpers of the main hero. They can be almost any type of hero playing a secondary role, a normal character observing the action, or be used as comic relief – sometimes all three. Typically they are a foil to the hero, and this is often underscored by their dramatically different appearance. You like the be the friend of everyone around you and help out others whenever you can. You often hold the role of someone’s self control and you can be very supportive when you have to be. You’re a bright, ray of sunshine in your friends life and they love having you around!

fozmeadows:

slimeweeb:

vintar:

vintar:

i understand that ao3 staff have bigger problems on their hands like wrangling code and dealing with harassment campaigns and planning their next vacation but it is VITALLY IMPORTANT to my personal enjoyment that they add one feature and it is this: when looking up an australian character, there needs to be a ticky box to only filter for fics written by australians

junkrat is not a bogan, he’s a derro, also an ocker ratbag, acceptably a larrikin and/or dag, definitely scungy and a bit of a hoon but not a yobbo. i hope this clears things up, thank you for your time

hey quick question what the FUCK does this say

approximate translation:

junkrat is not a trashy working class guy, he’s a guy who looks homeless and possibly is, also a stereotypically Australian type of asshole, acceptably a prankster and/or well-meaning dork, definitely gross and a bit like the kind of guy who drives fast cars yelling for fun but not the kind of loud dumb delinquent who goes around picking fights and trashing things. 

aven-rave:

anti-sjw-movement:

klubbhead:

klubbhead:

GIRL WYD????? DUMP HIM.

I did some digging and found out why this dude went douchebag

She’s one of THOSE shoppers 😛

NO BUT SERIOUSLY THO!!! Check this out!

I found out their entire photoshoot (I think). They were a happy couple once:

D’awww

IT GETS BETTER THO

They TOTALLY had a 3some with that chick in red dress at some point. 

Most (if not all) of their stock photos here

So much story here

Someone just made a romance story out of fucking stock photos.

thornescratch:

“They Want The Swede”, AKA the time Boston offered Washington the 37th and 5th overall picks for the 4th overall pick, and the Caps pretended to consider it but were actually already making a wedding registry for Backstrom and Ovechkin.

[George McPhee: (after being offered the picks) Okay, so, who do you want?

Jeff Gorton: The Swede.

George McPhee: Let me ask, let me run it by these guys. (walks back to the Capitals table, sits down.) They want the Swede. (waits) They want the Swede. (turns to Ross Mahoney) So, what do you want to do? (winks) (inaudible discussion) Huh? Yeah, I know. I’m just trying to make it look like we’re doing something here. Yeah. (more inaudible discussion) Did I tell you that you look marvelous?]

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jumpingjacktrash:

thepraxianweasleygeek:

fullychaoticpatrol:

I love how it’s “The Strange Case of Doctor Jekyll and MISTER Hyde” as in, yeah, they are basically two sides of the same person but only ONE has a doctorate

#unless your bitch ass second personality helped you write that thesis it is your fucking doctorate 

mister hyde is a shady douche who mugs people and beats up prostitutes, what are the chances he ever helped study for that degree anyway

haircutwizard:

cosmic-aria:

max-vandenburg:

dont-offend-the-bees:

the-sixth-month:

dankestmemestealer:

Damn, save some for the rest of us

This is like the opposite of that dude sliding down a snowy hill with classical music

unstoppable force vs immovable object

starcrossed lovers

a challenger approaches:

these men represent 3 different facets of the physiology of human beings

gas station dude: raw physical power 

classical music guy sliding down a snowy hill without skis: polished intellect

scooter man: unstoppable libido