Simply put, a dick trick is when a player scores 4 goals in one game. Thus, Ovi’s 4-goal game against Montreal was a dick trick.
Now, I just recently found out the origin of this myself. It goes back to 2013, when a 19-year-old Tomas Hertl scored 4 goals in a game for the San Jose Sharks, with the fourth goal coming on a between-the-legs, gorgeous play. However, a bunch of stuffy idiotic people got up in arms about how that was “disrespectful.”
Enter Joe Thornton. When some of his teammates were asked about the accused-showboating, Thornton stepped in and got the reporters’ attention with the iconic quote: “Shut up, have you ever played the game? I’d have my cock out if I scored four goals. I’d have my cock out, stroking it.” (x)(x)
Thus, the dick trick was born. 4-goal games are still referred to as such. I remember when Lars Eller had a 4-goal game however many years ago, somebody in Montreal threw a dildo out onto the ice.
So there you have it, hope this answered all your questions!
if ur dealing to the people on the left you’d just say “$45 a gram” and theyd be like “yeah bro sure dude i gotchu thats legitness ur the man” but the ppl on the right u gotta finesse like “my normal price is $15 a g but this stuff is called Cosmic Throat Cum Squirt Haze so the lowest i can go is $50″ and theyd b like “wow… so cultured… i cant wait to smoke this out of my native american themed bong…”
when i forget to log into ao3 and i have to click proceed to see an adult fic, i actually get a kick out of it. like i am an old timey queen and my bard is apologetic: “gentle lady, dicks doth touch in this next ballad. would you prefer another?” and i give him a gesture of command like, “nay, you may proceed, minstrel. bring forth the tale of dicks”
This post is so old I almost forgot why I think “proceed with the tale of dicks” every time I click on it now
imagine how i felt the other day when i tried to get into ao3 on a new device and blithely thought, “ha, i think i saw a tumblr post about this once.”
SOFTCORE SOUTHERN ORGY, I WILL FIGHT, IT’S GONNA BE HARDCORE AT LEAST!
“inexperienced bee-filled cockwarming”
…I mean, for a random generator which is not, to my knowledge, theorized to have psychic powers, it seems suspiciously good at landing in my niche fandom cluster.
just moving along like everyone else 