[WHEEZE]
Chaotic good.
Tag: lmao
yall know how tlj snoke is dressed exactly like freckle in the “sometimes… things that are expensive…. are worse” scene???
well
Excellent.
I am deceased
don’t say “but sexuality is fluid” when a girl tells you she has no interest in men
If someone says this to you:
“Yeah but fluids solidify at low temperatures and you’re not that hot”
I know I reblogged this mere hours ago, but it’s so good I wanna do it again.
Found him.
(in which a liberal interpretation is taken of Fingon’s attempt to rescue Maedhros)
OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODD
Bad: aliens that insist upon referring to human women as “feeeeemales”.
Good: aliens that insist upon dividing humans into binary categories, but the binary in question is based on something we’d regard as trivial and bizarre.
pro cilantro and anti cilantro
Just to screw with us they refer to have designated half the population as “edible” and the other half is “inedible.”
No intention of eating anyone, they just like how uncomfortable it makes everyone.
Even better: the aliens all agree on who is edible and who is inedible, but the humans have no idea what the criteria is
Even better: there is no criteria, the Aliens just keep a running list of whenever one member designated a human as edible or not. People are baffled because the selection appears random yet all the aliens are up to date, so there must be SOMETHJNG
I love this because it implies the aliens possess either (1) a universal hive mind or (2) an intergalactic group chat dedicated to fucking with humanity
he Cant
“Girls want a Superman, but they walk past a Clark Kent every day”
You fuckin CLOWNS think you’re a CLARK KENT? Not on my fuckin watch. You dumb, headass motherfuckers are barely a Guy Gardner and you think you’re a CLARK KENT? The amount of disrespect is unreal.
Listen here, wannabes: My boi Clark is 240 lbs of PURE KANSAS BEEF trained from a young age by Ma Kent to Love and Respect women as the Intelligent, Independent beings they are. He is shy rambling about tractors and casually moving the copy machine when my pen falls behind it and he would NEVER demand I be sexually or romantically interested just because he’s nice.
Y’all ain’t Clark Kent.
fuckboys wanna think they can’t get a date cuz they’re not superman, when actual fact they’re outclassed by the penguin.
the only unproblamatic anime boy is alphonse elric. hes never done a damn thing wrong in his life ever.
Attempted alchemy’s one and only taboo?
he just wanted to see his mother smile again you heartless monster
Then what did ed do so wrong?
edward was a little bitch
I would love to see more AUs reflecting just how limited a lot of Lotor’s resources are shown to be, that until pushed incredibly far in s4e3 he doesn’t want to risk anything, the riskiest he’s been is with a single swarm of fighters or burning resources that aren’t his (letting Voltron attack the fleets in s3e3) and with the exception of large construction projects pretty much his entire operation relied on five people doing everything.
It feels like people assume because he’s a prince that he’s covered in extravagant luxury but as best as we can tell he lives in his armor and seems to sink the majority of his resources and effort into scientific pursuits- getting things he can immediately turn around and use strategically.
Like he’s a prince, but he’s an exiled prince from an incredibly spartan empire, whose parents are completely disinterested in his comfort even if he were remotely inclined to ask for their help when he legitimately needed it. Losing the cruiser left him functionally homeless because he actually doesn’t have any bases.
Give me like, a superhero AU where the team is having an incredibly difficult time tracking down Lotor’s secret base and he’s just living out of an RV parked behind a Denny’s and mostly resorts to burglary because his minimum-wage internship day job can’t actually cover the costs of the things he needs for his plan. Watching TV where they’re talking about this mysterious criminal mastermind and “how are they staying undetected?” and there’s Lotor eating microwaved spaghetti-os out of the can, “I have my ways.”
my new roommate’s best friend literally says “we’ll just go out for one drink” on a weeknight, goes to a club, has ONE drink while everyone else is getting to it, and then tells everyone when it’s time to go home so they can actually make it to class in the morning and I’m genuinely terrified by the amount of self control she has
saying you’ll just have one drink at the club on a school night and then following through and getting up for class the next day demonstrates the exact level of resolve it took to amputate your own arm on an 18th century battlefield
just moving along like everyone else 