thebibliosphere:

kingkilling-and-stormlight:

birdcage:

kingkilling-and-stormlight:

khancrackers:

kingkilling-and-stormlight:

Person A: hey why do you look so tired and have bite marks all over your neck?

Person B, who got fucked within an inch of their life the night before and is about to invent vampires: oh haven’t you heard?

#and that mans name was lord byron

You made it better

No, it was John Polidori. Byron wrecked him thoroughly the night before. Facts only.

Thank you for your correction. There can only be facts in this gothic dragging

*snorts*

@therebewhaleshere has the spirit of the thing perfectly nailed

attackonstudying:

This is how the solar system is actually moving as it traverses the galaxy.

omfg

So beAutiful

Wait

Yeah it’s not circular as you’ve been taught. It does revolve around the sun, but like every other star, the sun travels, and pulls us too. Fih-boe-nah-chi

and just where the fuck are we going

ask the sun

Sun *yall don’t contribute to gas money so don’t ask me shit*

vines that remind me of hockey players & vice versa

brighter-thanthe-sky:

feel free to add more! & remember, ISSA JOKE

Alex Ovechkin

Andre Burakovsky

Auston Matthews

Brad Marchand

Brady Skjei

Colton Parayko

Connor McDavid

Henrik Lundqvist

Jamie Benn

Leon Draisaitl

Mitch Marner

Pekka Rinne (& Juuse Saros)

Tom Wilson

Tyler Seguin

William Nylander

Zach Werenski

emmi-kat:

bunjywunjy:

I want to know what kind of face the owner made to get that response

thatawkwardtinyperson:

moonblossom:

willcub:

I have a feeling this will become iconic in due time.

I’ve watched this for like a dozen loops and I still crack up every time

Ive watched this so many times that I don’t even need to hear it and I still laugh my ass off.

sushinfood:

penguinpatrolerarmy:

bonesmakenoise:

seghs24:

summoningraziel:

sknjob:

notlikingbestgirl:

Anime is still a mistake

anyone else horny as fuck right now

Literally what the fuck

Me: Haha wow she can jump pretty high

Me, five seconds later:

my favorite part is the absolutely HORRIFIED look on the other girl’s face

This is just an anime version of this gif.

probably the worst thing i have ever fucking seen

imlovetrollcall:

peach-n-key:

im lov them

for the hiveswap comic contest :D! i love these two theyre cuties

@moonpoptart

apparentlyeverything:

darknetexclusivetouhouterrorcore:

darknetexclusivetouhouterrorcore:

straight culture

this is the straight pride parade

look I like to dunk on the straights as much as the next person but this picture so clearly embodies sibling culture that I have to assume everyone agreeing with these comments is an only child

“not vriska” “probably vriska”

jamesroachmusic:

so far i see the interpretations of this to be like really literal. you guys are thinking of vriska as just a character. weak. the concept of “a vriska” transcends the limits of a literal on page character. a vriska is a powerful story element. if you ever meet a vriska its already over for you. a family can just be 10 vriskas.

lukas-langs:

leggyboyjohnson:

transmedicalismkills:

istudypirates:

malkiewicz:

Synonyms are weird because if you invite someone to your cottage in the forest that just sounds nice and cozy, but if I invite you to my cabin in the woods you’re going to die.

My favourite is explaining the difference between a butt dial and a booty call

It’s called connotations.

Try this one on for size:

“Forgive me, Father, I have sinned”

“Sorry, Daddy, I’ve been naughty”

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