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p0werwordkill:

thoodleoo:

thoodleoo:

latin fact #1: the letter v in latin is pronounced like the letter w in english. as such, the latin word for hello, salve, would be pronounced sal-weh

latin fact #2: there’s a quote from vergil’s aeneid, one of the most famous works of latin literature, that includes the phrase nunc morere, which is basically the latin way of saying “then perish”

latin fact #3: thanks to latin pronunciation rules, you could totally make a hewwo mr obama meme in latin using a quote from one of the most influential poems of the ancient world

look if i’m gonna be cursed with this knowledge i’m gonna curse y’all with it too

1: S-salve ecquis ibi estne?

*spelunca aquae lente incohat inplere*

1:S-salve aliquis serva me pwecow Salve?

*summa aquae vix adluere potes sentire*

1: Nonnonnonnon salve!! Salve serva me

2: Deus wequietem da spiritui tui

1. Salve! Domine, cur hoc mihi facias Salve!! Serva me pwecow

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1: M-magistre obame iste tu estne salve! Serva me pwecow video esse in pavlo twibulatione magistre obame salve S-salve

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1: @( ◕ x ◕ )@

1: Pwecow te Magistre Obame serva me nolo mowiwe

1: S-salve Magistre Obame hoc tamen esne

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1: Magistre obame pwecow mersus sum S-salve timefactus sum

1: Quidquam faciam tibi magistre obame pwecow serva

2: Quidquam?

1: Quidquam tibi magistre obame :3

2: Nunc morere

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1: D:

Oh my god, okay, maybe top 5 second hand embarrassment moments in the silm, if it’s not too mortifying

gurguliare:

holy shit you just keep making these tougher. UM. LET ME SEE.

  1. everything from “tall helms with plumes of red” to fingolfin trying to make a clean exit and fëanor following him because he isn’t done yelling
  2. fëanor dies
  3. finrod throwing his crown on the ground
  4. turin like, leading mim at spearpoint DIRECTLY into the room where mim’s son is dying, it turns out
  5. when maeglin makes dire insinuations at hurin & huor about the security of gondolin, and hurin’s like, “The King’s grace is great indeed; but if our
    word is not enough, then we will swear oaths to you.” and huor’s like “im 14”

OR IS IT MAEGLIN FALLING OFF DRAMATIC IRONY PARAPET. to be honest. i cannot decide.

Reasons why Denny’s doesn’t feel real

dennys:

hipotonix:

  • I’m pretty much only there at 2am-3am where there’s only ever 1-3 other people, most of the time there to sober up
  • Every time I am there at said time there’s always a cook loudly (but greatly) singing miscellaneous songs
  • Their social media person/people
  • Any time I pass through their doors I feel as though my soul has left the real world and traveled to a different plane of existence.
  • Whenever I go in for a late night meal there’s weird documentaries on (one having a 30 minute explanation of everything wrong with sharknado)
  • Seriously, are their social media people okay?
  • Half the time when I wake up the next day I wonder if me going to Denny’s was just a weird dream
  • Social media people, are you safe? do you need a hug

good reasons