alRIGHT you coulda just clapped his hand you didn’t have to call forth a storm from the heavens
Elf Smith like “Gandalf with the fucking dramatics again”
if this land had jocks, this guy would be the captain
IT’S THE MEME. YA’LL HE SAID THE THING. HE SAID THE MEME. IT’S THAT GUY.
a family can be 2 humans, a dwarf, a wizard, 4 hobbits and orlando bloom
ALL THIS TIME. FOR AS LONG AS I HAVE BEEN ON THE INTERNET I THOUGHT IT WAS A JOKE. JUST A BUNCH OF FUCKERS DOING SOME WONDERS WITH PHOTOSHOP. BUT NO. NO.
THIS ACTUALLY HAPPENS. IT HAPPENS AND IT IS TERRIFYING. I YELLED.
I like how fanfiction culture decided to drop all pretense about self-insert oc characters hooking up with canon characters and just leaned into “character x reader” stories. These were just non-existent in my early FF days, we’re talking 15+ years ago, and they’re everywhere now. I appreciate it, chase your bliss dears
GOD I WISH I HAD THAT SPINE OF STEEL
WHY DID YOU LEAVE OUT THE BEST PART, THIS IS A LEGEND
“all star” by smash mouth, but only using the sounds and beats on my synth (and also anthony “ten second songs” vincent on some other instruments) these titles are getting too long
How many people are gonna have this as either their new wallpaper/icon/lockscreen/etc.?
ABSOLUTELY NOT ONE SINGLE PERSON.
hey quick question why must humans experience suffering?
One thing I’ve learned in life, if you act really self-assured and confident you can pretty much get away with anything.
For example, I’ve watched someone walk on to a plane with no passport. Just walked right on.
Once walked out of a dude’s house with a pair of his pants slung over my shoulder. Did all the usual eye-contact, saying-goodbye movements and noises, just… while stealing his pants. He did not notice.
I told my English teacher that she graded my final paper(I did not turn one in) and that she told me it was well written. She scrambled 3 days trying to find the nonexistent paper, then apologized to me for losing it and gave me a 96%. Confidence is key
my dad’s mate just walked out of a shop with a canoe and didn’t get questioned
Humans are like bees: if they sense you’re an intruder all hell will break loose, but if you get inside the hive they just assume you belong there. Be confident.
Bee confident
This is funny but also true, and a huge tip when traveling. Act like you belong, and you won’t be bothered like other tourists might. Especially on public transportation… do your research ahead of time and look like a disinterested commuter and you’ll blend right in.
Fun Fact about Bees: they use pheromones to communicate and the pheromone to signal ALARMisthe same chemical that makes bananas smell like bananas so if you eat a banana and then breathe on a beehive you will regret it and this seemed relevant when i started writing it
just moving along like everyone else 