I can’t get over how much I love that there’s just a universally agreed upon strategy among the X-men that is just “throw wolverine at the thing”
I mean, he’s unkillable and made of knives.
That’s basically projectile fodder.
one overlooked aspect to the Fastball Special in regards to Just Throwing Wolverine At The Damn Thing isn’t just that Wolverine got claws from his hands but also that he’s HEAVY with the Adamantium inside him putting him at 300 lbs
i respect and admire tumblr’s determination to make 2018 a good wholesome year with all the positive vibes being sent out, but i am but a humble man, and i have Both of my knives in Both of my hands. 2018, dont try shit bitch
2018 is Wholesome By Any Means Necessary
2018 is an overly friendly and optimistic hostage situation except this time 2018 is the hostage
You throw your rent bill across the room in frustration, and it lands under your bed. A few seconds later, a claw pushes the bill back out with a wad of cash.
Monster under the bed finally paying his fucking rent.
when i was younger i watched the spongebob squarepants movie and obviously like any sane person i loved the “Goofy Goober Rock” song, but i had no fucking idea that it was just a parody of a real song, and about 4 months ago the radio was on and “I Wanna Rock” came on and i almost shit my pants in REAL life.