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My german friend doesn’t believe in Roombas

He thinks we’re making it up and hes very angry about it

Hes accusing us of making fake amazon pages

He thinks they’re bullshit and says if we really had them why would we need maids

How do i tell him we mostly dont have maids

“Bro, we don’t have maids.”

So i said “only rich people really have maids”

And he said “why?”

“Maids are expensive”

“Just pay a kid 10€ an hour to clean”

Thats EXPENSIVE and also illegal, buddy

Child labor laws are a thing

He still thinks roombas are a lie

So it turns out in germany they use vacuum cleaners for like, the drapes and shit

So he didnt understand that roombas only clean the floor

He was angry because he thought we were claiming we had wall crawling robots

Now hes mad about dusters because vacuums are more efficient so why would we use feathers on a stick

Oh man don’t tell him about Swiffer brand

I did and he is literally crying with rage

Like i can hear his voice quivering

Holy shit my guy you are actually ruining this mans will to live.

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Random Headcanon: Link’s androgyny isn’t just an artefact of the Zelda franchise’s art direction – and neither is it particularly unusual. Sexual dimorphism among Hylians is legitimately much lower than among real-world humans; if Link and Zelda swapped clothes, you’d never be able to tell who was the girl and who was the boy.

Consequently, Hylian society depends heavily on clothing to establish gender roles, to the extent that it’s a severe faux pas to question someone’s gender presentation. If they’re dressed like a girl, then they’re a girl – even if they were dressed like a boy yesterday. That’s why nobody ever remarks upon the fact that Zelda and her heroic alter-ego Sheik are different genders; it’d be gauche at best to bring it up.

Good post op

explains why i can be banned from gerudo town, change clothes in front of the guards, and then be welcomed with open arms

shit, this absolutely provides an explanation for it that isn’t just “lazy game mechanism” and is honestly such a solid demonstration of how people should approach genderfluidity. 

doesn’t matter if the first time you met the person they presented as male, if they present as female now that means they’re a woman and they’re welcome into gerudo town no questions asked

Also, Link and Zelda 100% do swap places often and you can’t tell me otherwise.

“Princess Zelda, Ganon has made his way into the kingdom! What should we do?!”

HYAH

nhl teams as vines

doitfortheboys:

more of my bullshit, y’already know what it is.

(also, you might wanna hit up @hockeyplayersasmyfavoritevines​ because she’s cool and posts stuff like this on the reg)


bruins: it’s a fucking bear! 

sabres: chicken nuggets 

wings: ymca yungman 

panthers: singing woman not allowed on bus 

habs: i coulda dropped my croissant! 

sens: good evening 

bolts: steppin on the beach 

leafs: what the FUCK is up, kyle

canes: obi-wan mr. sandman 

jackets: dudes turning soft, i stay hard 

devils: paper bag over head dance

isles: club jam

nyr: lipstick in your valentino bag

flyers: WHEN WILL YOU LEARN! THAT YOUR ACTIONS HAVE CONSEQUENCES!

pens: blocked and reported

caps: accept yourself, love youself

avs: we all die – you either kill yourself or get killed

stars: two bros, chillin’ in a hot tub

wild: shower time, adderall, a glass of whiskey, and diesel jeans

preds: troy speaks right from the heart

blues: around the world like la la la la la

jets: baby it’s cold

ducks: YOU WANT ME TO COME RIGHT NOW

coyotes: -this is why mom doesn’t FUCKING love you!

flames: i was in a band

oilers: seinfeld – numb

kings: umbrellas / run

sharks: it is wednesday my dudes

canucks: get fucked, goose

vgk: me and my omelet

also, runner-up vines, because some were too real to leave out:

(the bruins / zdeno chara) (sabres) (wings) (panthers) (the current habs) (sens) (bolts) (leafs) (canes) (jackets) (devils) (isles) (nyr) (flyers) (pens) (caps) (avs) (stars / jaime benn’s voice) (wild) (preds) (blues) (jets) (ducks) (coyotes) (flames) (oilers) (kings) (sharks) (canucks) (vgk)

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Christian “Please god release me” Djoos endures an interview

if this isn’t nicklas backstrom 2.0 idk what is

@andrebearakovsky i’m tagging you in this for scientific reasons

THANK you for acknowledging it. They have the same nose AND the same endearing “maybe if I play dead the film crew will go away” approach to PR.

I’d like everyone who’s been claiming Andre Burakovsky is somehow Nicklas Bäckström’s son to acknowledge the one true heir

LISTEN have you SEEN this boy??? Literally Nicky reincarnated. Like. Look at him. He and Nicky have the same look in their eye. Djoos will take time for his look to turn into “murder” like Nicky, as his is more “dissociation” right now (that’s how it be with this generation).

And he and Nicky have the same fluffy hair, AND they have the exact same reaction to Andre: they’re tired of his shenanigans but they love him. That face Djoos pulls in Andre’s “DjoooOOOooOoOoos” videos? I have absolutely seen that face on Nicky before.

Andre may be Nicky’s son, but Djoos is straightup Nicky’s clone.

The idea that Djoos will need time to mature into the full-flavored murder stare, like wine or something, is the greatest thought I’ve ever heard. 

One day he’ll look up and make unwavering eye contact with the camera for the first time and blossom into a beautiful flower of silent violence

GOD how could i possibly have forgotten THE MOST OBVIOUS EVIDENCE??

GROUNDBREAKING scientific research here my friend

At the same time, this is getting scary and I do NOT like how they’re both looking directly through the camera at me, I KNOW THEIR SECRET NOW

this is all very good investigative journalism and high caliber analysis however the wording that djoos is nicky reincarted implies that nicky is already dead, which would in turn mean that he’s been dead at least since we acquired djoos, or maybe that he’s been a ghost/poltergeist/malevolent spirit all along???

You are not making me less scared. You all’re gonna get me Mysteriously Disappeared and you’ll have to live with that (for as long as They allow you to)

Also, being raised in the same town (Gävle) they have some very…. similar….. career choices.

Well, if I die for this information tonight, at least it’s thoroughly referenced