noella-bella:

0trevskies:

keithsmcclain:

I heard vine compilations were a thing

I actually laughed so hard I cried at “when I was gay I thought I was in the third grade”

@leatardian milk girl

andrebearakovsky:

the golden knights and sharks while the rest of the league is still battling it out in the first round

striikee:

emiliusthegreat:

redkrypto:

i’m screaming

I don’t think this woman is straight anymore.

Yall are missing the best fucking part

anzekopistar:

When neither of you have anything do to this weekend

so-hockey-eh:

Hockey: a sport where grown men will fight endlessly about a water bottle [x]

xxjerryseinfeldxx:

i can’t wait till i’m 45 and they start putting 2009-2012 pop hits on the “classic” radio station. i’m gonna embarrass my teenage daughter by fucking blasting Party Rock Anthem on our way to school

airagorncharda:

thespookybisexual:

Text post: wlw
My brain: women loving women
Also my brain: wuh-luh-wuh

also:

Text post: mlm
My brain: men loving men
Also my brain: “mlem”

tvmblr, 50 bce

thoodleoo:

thoodleoo:

thoodleoo:

friendly reminder that ivlivs caesar is problematic for he attempts to pass legislation in the senate that does not benefit the eqvites and the optimates, vwv

behold, fellow senators! for i have created a list of over 2000 wealthy members of ovr state who are aphobic, to be inclvded in the proscriptions and whose wealth is now forfeit to the res pvblica

if yov march on rome and declare yovrself dictator for life, yov. are. valid.

gachamachines:

rb and tag with how god nerfed you. he nerfed me by making me lactose intolerant