Kirishima rolled up his sleeves because his quirk might poke holes into them. To his dismay, being thrown very fast and very violently does the exact same thing.
not to keep sounding like a Killmonger apologist but like… if T’Challa hadn’t killed him?? this would be such a great time to have a conveniently murderous cousin in the palace basement. “look alive and suit up, asshole. you’ve got anger issues and we’ve got approximately 7000 aliens in the backyard. get to work.” [Okoye yeets Killmonger out a window into the middle of the fight]
ajznxjsks i know i reblogged this before except t’challa didn’t want to kill him??? he really didn’t?? Erik chose to die bc he would rather have death over captivity??? t’challa didn’t kill voluntarily him, man
you’re right and that’s on me, I was in such a hurry to type “Okoye yeets Killmonger” that I let myself forget history
Imagine if Hela was around too, since Thanos wouldve gobe to Asgard for the Tesseract
They only had to wait for a bit more guys
Thanos [arriving on Asgard]: hey where’s the fuckin-
[Hela, all-powerful from her extended time on Asgard, slam dunks Thanos and stabs him with approx. 86000 swords and melts down the infinity gauntlet to put sick gold tips on her horn crown]
Everyone’s like “those Germans have a word for everything” but English has a word for tricking someone into watching the music video for Rick Astley’s Never Gonna Give You Up.
Steve Rogers uses voice to text to send texts and formats them like a telegram
HEY BUCK STOP SAM AND I ARE OUT SHOPPING STOP WANT US TO PICK UP SOME TAKEOUT STOP
Steve rogers fully understands that this is not the correct way to text. He just likes the absolute outrage it causes every time someone receives a text from him and wants to see how many times he can make the same people explain texting to him until they realize. Sam is currently at 14 times, beating out tony who’s at nine. Twice now shuri has facetimed him after reading bucky’s texts. He’s also managed to convince thor that this is the Earth Way to text and it’s great
I love this HOWEVER steve does it to sam like twice before sam is like, “you’re just being an asshole aren’t you. captain america is a fucking troll. do you know how much of middle america you’re disappointing right now, steve.” steve gives him a giant shit-eating grin before asking if he’s gonna tell the others and sam just says, “are you kidding this is the greatest thing I’ve ever seen; the other day tony almost threw his phone out a window.”
i will say the funniest thing i’ve ever fucking seen on a tv soap is when my mum was watching holby city (british medical drama) many many years ago and there was this one really arrogant anaesthetist and he was bragging about something or other while holding a charged defibrillator pad in each hand and triumphantly clapped them together and just straight up electrocuted himself and fucking died. it was supposed to be like a serious scene but nothing i’ve ever watched since has surpassed that level of comedy
just moving along like everyone else 