@ bnha fandom stop writing shouto as overly formal and polite hes really just out here not using any honorifics whatsoever for anyone and using the same personal pronoun as goddamn bakugou. if anything he is aggressively casual and kind of an asshole. he got in an argument with and almost fought the fucking chief of police in his own hospital room. hes so fucking valid and youre all fools.
by like third year once everyone’s cooled down and they’re all more or less friends with each other, bakugou has become the Designated Fake Bad Boyfriend. bringing an explosive boy with a reputation for being short-fused and dramatically angry and also a jerk to dinner? a GREAT way to mess with your straight-nagging parents or cover up a secret real relationship. he thinks it’s hilarious watching them try to hide their distaste for their child’s lover when he ignores basic table manners and acts overly terrible, plus he gets a free meal, so it’s a win-win.
waiter: here’s the seafood course
bakugou, taking his feet off the table, still chewing the last course with his mouth open: oh i can’t wait to tear this bitch apart
momo’s mother who has been pushing her daughter to get a boyfriend for the past 3 years: honey perhaps dating isn’t for you
Ok so thanks to The Suits™️ we know Kirishima is in fact capable of putting together a cohesive and stylish outfit. (two of ‘em, no less) Does this mean he dresses how he does by choice?? absolute power move. incredible.
Before Steven was born Amethyst used to say ‘fuck’ all the time & so when he was a baby Greg had to sit her down and explain that she has to stop swearing around Steven because he’s young & impressionable
So Amethyst is like “but that’s my favourite word, when will be stop being young & impressionable so I can say it again??”
And Greg is like “uhh I don’t know, 15 I guess? 15 is probably old enough”
“Got it”
flash forward to Steven’s fifteenth birthday and he is woken at dawn by Amethyst yelling “wake the FUCK up Steven it’s FUCKING TIME”
& he spends the entire day losing his mind
Steven: w-what’s happening
Garnet: *deadpan* Amethyst just got her favourite word back
Amethyst: *running around the house* FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
Greg: what’s going on
Amethyst: you said once Steven was 15 I could say fuck again
Greg, who only hazily recalls the conversation in question: ……i DID?
Amethyst: *runs outside* FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK *distant sounds of spooked birds*
Pearl: Steven the *whispering* F-word is a bad word that Amethyst USED to say before-
Steven: I know what fuck means Pearl
Amethyst: *stopping dead in her tracks* WHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATT??
Pearl: who taught you that word mister!!
Steven: um… Lars and Sadie… *mumbling* five years ago…
Amethyst: I’ve been denying myself my favourite word for FIVE YEARS for NOTHING??
Greg: uh even if he knows what it means it’s still not really appropriate for you t-
My dad said this looks like the three of them are at a movie and Todoroki and Iida went to hold Izuku’s hand but he started fanboying over the movie and they’re trying to act natural
just moving along like everyone else 