Midoriya Izuku came in first place at the first round of the sports festival WITHOUT EVEN USING HIS QUIRK!!! LIKE IIDA HAS A FUCKING SPEED QUIRK. Iida’s thing is literally that can run very fast but Midoriya Izuku not only beat Iida but also hundreds of other students without even using his quirk?!?!?!?
Like who allowed this kid to be around mere mortals when he’s clearly an enlightened being with superior energy??? that’s why he was born quirkless tbh, cause the gods were like nah he’s too powerful but then All Might fucked it up and now the gods are quaking cause Midoriya’s coming for their necks.
but then as if that’s not enough-this kid, THIS KID DECIDES-you know what, i’m content if i DIE at a HIGH SCHOOL SPORTS TOURNAMENT-time to permanently disfigure myself YOLO and proceeds to just break every finger?!?!?! BUT NOOOO HE’S NOT DONE-HE DOESN’T JUST BREAK THEM ONCE-HE BREAKS THEM TWICE!!!
And mind you this is out of a desire to win a fuck fuck high school athletic competition (i can’t stress to y’all enough how not deep that was, why was the most low stakes arc the most stressful one). he breaks his bones just so he can help some kid he had ONE conversation with in a shady dark alley. Like he doesn’t know this kid!!! Literally who the fuck is Todoroki Shouto at this point besides one sad backstory but Midoriya-a God amongst mortals-is like nah he looked sad, lemme cheer him up by disfiguring myself 🙂
Are we even surprised that he got no offers??? Like bitch if I was a pro-I’d be like nah that kid is a walking disaster. He’s clearly a god hiding in a human body that can’t contain his energy. Not about to piss off a god by accident.
So in conclusion, Midoriya Izuku is hard af behind the cheery smile and could kill us all with his pinky finger without even using OFA if he wanted to
This is a hot take that could possibly lead to chaos in the already fragile monster fucking community
If I look at a mouth and instinctually know how to kiss it with my human mouth, it is not a monster, it is a variation on a person, probably with larger than average teeth. It isn’t a monster until I have to strategize
men in greek mythology? scoundrels. just terrible. woeful social skills. murderers. kidnappers. violent misogynists. most of them… never described as handsome so we have to assume they were ugly.
narcissus? unproblematic. beacon of transformative self love. king of the swerve. gay icon. couldn’t recognize his reflection but neither can my dog, we aren’t holding that against him.
Narcissus wrote this
I refuse to believe Narcissus could read.
i’ve been thinking about this response for the better part of 2 hours and it hasn’t gotten less hysterically funny to me
lmao im always in this dilemma where i dont want to say the phrase “dude chill out
its just a cartoon” because that would sound like im underestimating the importance of what animated narratives mean to people or it’d sound like i’d be saying that family content shouldnt be taken seriously
but at the same time, everytime i see ppl getting really mad about cartoons on an unhealthy life-consuming level i just have to say it. “dude chill out its just a cartoon”
[Image Description: Tags reading “Hurt/Comfort, well it’s kind of hurt/comfort, bruce is hurt and he gets hit with a broom so i think that’s basically hurt/comfort”]
The AO3 Tag of the Day is: Being hit with a broom is very comforting
just moving along like everyone else 