starsshinedarkly77:

sweetsunsister:

• american truck simulator: justin backseat drives. griffin has far, far too much power. high mortality rate.
• catlateral damage: genuinely a hostage situation.
• home improvisation: griffin tries his hand at furniture building, ends up with a future career in modern art. 
• probably archery: definitely archery. a war between brothers. 
•  i expect you to die: griffin sets a lot of things on fire. justin is very tired.
• spooky’s house of jump scares: griffin is very, very brave.
• five nights at freddy’s 3: mostly just griffin screaming. solo run.
•  five nights at freddy’s 2: griffin refuses to read the rules, justin tries not to sound scared. disaster. 
• 1001 spikes/titan souls: justin is a monster [literally]. 
• plants vs. zombies: griffin spends most of his time pretending not to like the game as much as he does. justin simply doesn’t understand. 
• neverending nightmares: actually a really poignant review of a very beautiful and very strange game. [tw: mental illness]
• girls club: justin tries to cheat his way into a perfect date. griffin is deeply offended by the whole concept. 
• car mechanic simulator: griffin tries to crush himself underneath a car. justin pretends to know a lot more about cars than he actually does. 
• goatz: griffin becomes a goat, immediately loses all semblance of a moral code.
• octodad: griffin flops around with mixed results. a dangerous bet is placed.
• tabletop simulator: griffin creates a board game with indiscernible rules. also, steve buscemi is there.

playlist here

bold of op to assume that Griffin EVER had any semblance of a moral code