Tokoyami: wise sage, give me what I need to banish the darkness from my mind
Pharmacist: here’s your antidepressants.
Tokoyami: no curse of mine shall befall you from my dying breath
Pharmacist: thank you
Anime Villain Organization™ : Young brooding anti-hero™ …you are extremely talented…more talented than any of the heroes. They don’t recognize it. They hold you back. Don’t you feel disillusioned? Aren’t you losing faith in Good™ and realizing that your life-long goal can only be accomplished through Evil™? We can make it come true. Join us. Young brooding anti-hero™ : …Shit….everything you said is true…I have no choice…to accomplish my goal…I must become Evil™.
Villain Alliance: Young brooding anti-hero™ Kacchan…you are extremely talented…more talented than any of the heroes. They don’t recognize it. They hold you back. Don’t you feel disillusioned? Aren’t you losing faith in Good™ and realizing that your life-long goal can only be accomplished through Evil™?
We can make it come true.
Join us. Kacchan: Interesting offer. Here’s my response: Fuck yourself with a rake. The sharp end. With the spokes. Shove all the spokes up your asshole. All of them at once. As far as they go. Until they’re poking out your throat and you choke on them and die. Then I’ll kill you again. And then I’ll kill you a third time for good measure. And a fourth time because you had the fucking audacity to kidnap me. I’m angsty not evil you fucking shitstain.
aizawa assuming he and all might are Friends but all might being half convinced aizawa wants him dead bc aizawa doesnt know how to express positive emotions is… the funniest
aizawa, wanting to hang out with his good buddy yagi: come to the alleyway behind school at 3:46am today Or Else.
all might, fully conviced that hes gonna get murdered, sweating enough to fill a bathtub: hahahahaha ok!
aizawa, very proud of the delicious smoothie he’s made for his cherished friend yagi: Drink It.
all might, absolutely sure it’s poison: im not thirsty, thanks!
Aizawa, flashing through his 37 step plan modeled after Todoroki’s coming out of his shell in an attempt to make Shinsou more sociable and happy and to help him integrate into the hero classes for his inevitable transfer: all according to keikaku
mina: *born w pink ass skin, black eyes, and fucking horns*
her parents: haha welp guess she developed a quirk of looking fuckin rad, we dont have to worry about any future quirk this is it mhm yep
mina, 4 years old: sprays fucking acid from her litle baby hands
minas parents:
I feel like this is underselling the guy who has a bird head which is totally unrelated to his quirk
Mina and tokoyami are prep/goth solidarity bc they both were such double wammies in the quirk department
can you imagine the fear Tokoyami’s parents must have felt to hear their child arguing with someone, then opening the door to see this ghostly apparition bird talking to their son
kouda’s parents: oh cool he also has the Looks Like a Rock quirk
kouda: (helps multiple animals break out of a zoo bc they “were sad”, comes home riding a lion)
kouda’s parents: hm
Tetsutetsu’s Parents: oh he has like, a white eye mask that’s neat.
Tetsutetsu: *makes arm iron and punches through a wall after not getting dessert*
izuku, at the hospital, delirious from injuries and pain medication: all might GAVE ME HIS QUIrK….and i couldnt even SAVE KACCHAN…I ATE HIS HAIR AND I DIDN’T DESERVE JT….the history of one for all…..for NOTHIGN
kirishima and todoroki: eat your crackers midoriya
when you and your husband hate saavik’s new girlfriend but youve had a mental bond for two decades so you dont even need to say anything to know youre on the same page
just moving along like everyone else 