Tag: lmao

fbi-agent-valley:

writing-prompt-s:

mythmica:

sadunacc:

mythmica:

writing-prompt-s:

After Harry Potter came out, many videos surfaced online of people running into brick walls at train stations as a joke. While at one of these such train stations a friend dares you to run into a wall. They pull out their phone and start recording as you reluctantly run towards the wall. Expecting to hit it, you brace for impact but none comes— when you open your eyes again, the platform is empty and the train you see is most definitely not the Hogwarts Express.

Myth it is tOO EARLY FOR THIS XD

Me: *reblogs this*

You and the rest of my followers:

Ok. That’s enough Tumblr for today. 

I can hear that gif

oscarwildeboytoy:

adventures-in-poor-planning:

adventures-in-poor-planning:

adventures-in-poor-planning:

OZAI CHALLENGED HIS 14 YEAR OLD SON TO A WHAT

ZUKO GOT HIS SCAR FROM WHO

yknow what? mr. firelord i am inviting you to meet me in the fucking agne kai pit and i do not care that i am not an expert firebender and will be facing you with nothing but my wrath and my 2 fists i am going to die historic + i WILL go down calling you a bitch and a chode. thank you in advance.

@semeiotikos

aphternoon:

teacupbetta:

skyblep:

malachte:

hulktiddies:

mlmcharles:

moonlandingwasfaked:

gaygothur:

cryptomaster-leviathan:

radicalmercy:

chum-personable:

skarchomp:

trilllizard666:

buttergay:

bshci:

@ bottoms stop keysmashing every 3 fucking minutes. We get it. Youre a pillow princess. No need to hdjrkrk keysmash hfjjrjf all the damn time hdjejdk

Bitch do you expect me to ha ha? You expect me to lol? Fucking chortle? Is that what you want? A good lmao?

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liquidazoth:

liquidazoth:

So you know how energy storage is a big issue with a lot of renewable energy? Because the sun doesn’t shine at night, etc. Apparently a solution that is being seriously considered is stacking large concrete blocks up, and then unstacking them to release the stored gravitational energy.

It’s been tested, and it’s a big deal for renewable energy, but I just can’t get over how much it sounds like a videogame exploit. Some speedrunner is going to use it to glitch up to Heaven and kill God, I just know it.

“Hey hey, it’s ya boy CrzyGnostic69 here today, and I’m going to be spending the next ten years of my life stacking and unstacking these two-ton concrete blocks exactly 7942 times. That way, I can glitch directly to the Demiurge’s throne room without bothering with all that pesky metaphysics.

Skip to the end if you want to see the part where I kill him using a knife with a Roomba taped to it.”

absynthe–minded:

sercauthrienismymuse:

absynthe–minded:

as much as I appreciate the fact that there are people in the Silmarillion fandom who are willing to see Melian as more culpable and responsible for various ills than the text seems to indicate, I feel like this comes at the expense of an aspect of Elu’s character that I wish more of us would explore

namely, Elwë Singollo, Monster Fucker

this guy comes upon a minor god in the woods, a god that we aren’t even told is in a recognizable human form, and his innate reaction is “I’d tap that”

then once the enchantment lifts (over them both, not just him) and his free will is back in action they immediately get to babymaking and kingdom building

not only that, it’s his descendants that are interested in interspecies romance

he’s the equivalent of a Tumblr blogger crushing on Venom, only he got his wish

you go, Elu

never stop for anything

I saw this post and then lost 2 hours and when I came too this was here

this is exactly what I meant

thank you, you wonderful human being