Tag: lmao

theprojectava:

So…. I saw this. And I just couldn’t resist. Because I’m a weak, weak human being

Just imagine, when the Paladins come back to earth years later, nobody has a clue how or why a bunch of people that went missing quite some time ago  reappear in giant robot lions out of nowhere. Suddenly both, the missing students from the Galaxy Garrison and the Kerberos crew are back and there’s a giant alien space castle and an alien princess and OMG.

When the media finds out about the Paladins they’re celebrated like rockstars. And since everybody desperately wants to know what happened out there, they’re invited to talk shows and stuff.

And now imagine Keith and Shiro sitting in one of these talk shows, dropping this on their audience because they’re both into memes. A lot. They planned this for weeks.

Also, Keith with undercut is my life now.

ALSO, Lance nearly got a heart attack watching this on TV. “MEMES, HUNK! HE USES MEMES!!! HE NEVER TOLD ME! MY WHOLE LIFE IS A LIE! HUNK!!! JUST LOOK WHAT HE DID!!! THAT SNEAKY LITTLE-”

….. also: wedding rings. Hell yeah.

11eagle:

sexioto:

letsmakeloaf:

usbdongle:

fun game: replace a single word in an idiom with “fuck”

examples:
– go fuck a kite
– no sense fucking a dead horse
– don’t count your chickens before they fuck
– they don’t have two coins to fuck together

#gotta fuck a few eggs to make an omelet#don’t fuck a gift lion in the mouth#time fucks all wounds

  • a penny for your fuck?
  • don’t fuck around the bush
  • I’ll fuck that bridge when I get to it
  • don’t fuck on the bandwagon
  • when in rome, fuck as the romans do
  • those who live in glass houses should not fuck stones
  • a fuck is worth a thousand words
  • if you want something done right, you have to fuck it yourself

A fuck in the hand is worth two in the bush

romangodfrey:

keep your friends close, but your enemies closer

like really, very close

intimately close 

so close that you can feel your enemies breath on your neck

and you shiver with hatred and… anticipation? 

turn around and look deep into your enemies eyes, letting your gaze drag down to their lips, your eyes intense with desire. push your enemies up against the wall.

make out with your enemies.

your friends, who are still close, are super uncomfortable and kinda grossed out