lmao – Page 103 – just moving along like everyone else

misbehavingmaiar:

earendil-was-a-mariner:

Bilbo: wait I get it now. The dragon is a metaphor for greed and power. We need to ‘defeat’ it by being humble when we get the treasure.

Thorin: Bilbo, for the last time, it’s a real dragon and it has my gold

It’s living in my house, Bilbo

ufonized:

yall are on here talking about chaotic energy and i always thought it was just a joke but today i watched a woman blaze through an intersection, driving with her boobs, while double fisting filet-o-fish sandwiches, and honestly, i apologize

troubadourtrousers:

sniffling:

rightbackheretohauntyou:

rightbackheretohauntyou:

I just imagined a jeopardy category of solely vine references

“I’ll take vines for $200 alex”

“hurricane Katrina… more like ____”

“What is hurricane tortilla?”

“vines for $600″

“back at it again at ______”

“what is krispy kreme”

“vines for 300”

“this young man has remained illiterate his whole life”

“who is jared”

mad-magyar:

diarrheaworldstarhiphop:

dreamingofpequod:

average_russian_insurgent.mp4

hoyl fuck my sides

I can’t tell whats funnier:

-The way they yell “Russia!”

-The fact that they’re having a party in a shed with tires and other miscellaneous garbage on the roof

-The vodka induced singing and dancing

-The fact that it’s Russian pop

-The one obviously drunk guy in the bottom left corner who looks like he’s challenging the cameraman to a fight

-The other drunk guy who comes and tries to tell his agressive friend that it’s not worth it

thegirlwiththemooglehat:

a l l e g e d l y

midnighttoons:

so a mystery student just emailed my entire class a free pdf version of our textbook and left probably the best email ive ever seen

tsundereforcoffee:

captainsnoop:

how the human brain works:

electricity tickles the meat so that different slimes come out. sometimes the slime feels good sometimes bad. some people make more bad slime than good slime. that’s called clinical depression.

my biology textbook said it was more like a sauce

blexicana:

carefreeblackho:

LMFAOOO WHY WE WHISPERING

TRUE

rubyvroom:

rubyvroom:

Update language Version 1021.05 / Reg Version 1010.08 – Friday, June 10th

Imported new Spanish prefixes (warning: will glitch with German base words)

French vowels will now be pronounced in the Celtic style

More irregular verbs!

16 brand new homonyms

You can no longer end a sentence with a preposition haha good luck

Change note:

lornacrowley:

lornacrowley:

i cant believe its daylight savings time and i havent seen the “hello its me your cousin oskaar from iceland” video on my dash yet you are all slackers

i guess i have to do all the work around here dont i