Tag: lmao

whenever im looking through god tier title tags on tumblr i come across people’s self-insert sburb ocs (no hate here, why do you think im in the tags in the first place?) and im like…your guys’ strife specibus ought to be knifekind, unless you can give a plausible reason for gunkind, tbh.

like, pick an actual goddamn weapon for your strife specibus! i dont care what rose or vriska did, use an actual fucking weapon!! and how many of us actually had swords and spears and guns easily available for kids in our childhood homes? very few of us im willing to bet. meanwhile in literally everyones kitchens are some bigass butcher knives that are halfway to being swords themselves to a small teenager.

anyway, the moral of the story is: if we all played sburb, we would all be knifekind users, except for the USians who lived in the country, who would be shotgunkind.

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notbecauseofvictories:

fuck it.

I will post this on AO3 after I manage to finish all of Cornstalk Fiddle, but…..I wrote a draft of sexy follow-up and hate all of it. So rather than let it go to waste, here is the absolutely useless 4.8k of johnny/devil, which I refuse to acknowledge past this point

enjoy.

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curlicuecal:

So my brother and I have been trying a kind of meh game called “Lost Alice”. The premise is that your character falls into Wonderland. She’s lost all her memories and everyone recognizes her and refers to her as Alice. Except there’s a very strong implication that there’s a *pattern* of this happening, and something more ominous is going on, and everyone’s just required to act this out repeatedly for some reason. All the love interests (Knave of Hearts, Mad Hatter, Cheshire Cat) have assigned roles in relation to you that they have to break for the romance to advance.

Anyway, one of the running plot points in all the storylines is getting people to call you your character name instead of “Alice.”

So my brother named his character “Mecha-Alice”.

What results is absolutely the most entertaining form this game could ever possibly take, as your character repeatedly says things like:

“I don’t really feel like an Alice. I feel more like… Mecha-Alice.”
“For some reason I felt really happy hearing him call me Mecha-Alice.”
“You won’t defeat me! And my name is NOT Alice. I am… MECHA-ALICE.”

It’s fantastic.

zenosanalytic:

princetpenguin:

chalkunderstars:

princetpenguin:

umbraastaff:

umbraastaff:

i dont know anything about party comps but the IPRE crew was 1 cleric, 1 fighter, and 5 whole wizards, can someone make fun of it for me

thank you all

fighters 1
clerics 1
wizards 5

someone who is good at party composition help. we keep dying

less wizards

no

They obvsl spec’d for endgame content u_u

tags from zenosanalytic:

The Adventure Zone The McElroys D&D frivolous reblogs the joke is that for most of D&D’s history wizards were absurdly weak at low levels like 2 hp die if a rat scratches them weak but unstoppable worldending god killers past lvl 19 who had access to spells that could make them into to better warriors/clerics than actual chars of those classes or high lvl monsters or could just summon armies of monsters in a single round if they didn’t feel like just mazing or vaporizing or incinerating or calling down a flipping meteor to crush someone instead but anyway

hazelninja24:

wereralph:

megatraven:

voca-lee:

verdemono:

tredlocity:

I love how deceptively legit and professional the thumbnails for Griffin’s amiibo Corner are.

Nobody could ever expect the content they are about to receive from these videos.

what is this

how dare you not actually include a link to the video. I went out of my way to find this and oh my geezum it does not disappoint.

what the fuck

PLEASE watch this if you’ve never seen it before with no context

The alignment of this video is chaotic bastard

oystersaintforme:

shuricallme:

It’s like two people who don’t exist are interacting

this is a video of two people who accidentally find out that they’re both extraterrestrials after they realize they speak the same language unheard anywhere on earth and jimmy fallon realizes what is happening and he tries to put a stop to it because if the government finds out about it they’ll kill all three of them


http://lebelinoria.tumblr.com/post/180731253721/audio_player_iframe/lebelinoria/tumblr_lrowgmYbMg1qf6jyu?audio_file=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.tumblr.com%2Faudio_file%2Flebelinoria%2F180731253721%2Ftumblr_lrowgmYbMg1qf6jyu

you-are-slave:

eliacube:

tumblino:

pundercracker:

wrathoftaiga:

Turns out Shinji was just as confused by the last two episodes of Evangelion as the rest of us.

I actually asked Spike Spencer about this rant at AMA this year.

He said he just was so annoyed with the ending as he was dubbing it that he just told them to turn the mics back on just to let him record this.

God bless.

“now, if i were to run away, let’s analyze that”

“where the FUCK would I go”

OH GOD

I’ve never watched NGE, but this was funny as hell.