toolmutual:

toolmutual:

i will say the funniest thing i’ve ever fucking seen on a tv soap is when my mum was watching holby city (british medical drama) many many years ago and there was this one really arrogant anaesthetist and he was bragging about something or other while holding a charged defibrillator pad in each hand and triumphantly clapped them together and just straight up electrocuted himself and fucking died. it was supposed to be like a serious scene but nothing i’ve ever watched since has surpassed that level of comedy

it’s so much fucking funnier than i remember

Alex Ovechkin — captain, husband, expectant father — reaches hockey’s summit

thornescratch:

He hugged teammate Andre Burakovsky’s father, then
Nicklas Backstrom’s family and then Dmitry Orlov’s wife, Varvara, who
finally told him his own loved ones were on their way. At the sight of
his crying, pregnant wife Nastya, Ovechkin rushed over to kiss her and
then hug his in-laws. An NHL official asked Ovechkin if he was ready to
leave the ice and hold a news conference as the Conn Smythe Trophy
winner, the postseason’s most valuable player. But Ovechkin was still looking for his brother in the mayhem on the ice. He wanted to take a picture.


…Finally ready to leave the T-Mobile Arena ice, Ovechkin kicked off his
skates and tossed on teammate Evgeny Kuznetsov’s slippers before sitting
down at a table on a raised stage. The Stanley Cup was to his right. 

After fulfilling his media obligations, Ovechkin
handed Tom Wilson the Stanley Cup, players eager to snap photos beside
it. Ovechkin then made his rounds, the picture of a captain who wanted
to acknowledge everyone who played a part. He hugged forward T.J. Oshie
while he was holding his daughter, Lyla, Ovechkin pressing both of them
against his broad chest. He nearly slipped as he embraced Devante
Smith-Pelly and then his family. At the sight of Greg Holtby, father of
goaltender Braden, Ovechkin wrapped both arms around him and lifted him
off the ice.

“I can’t wait to see my mom and kiss her,” he said. “I can’t wait to call my dad and say, ‘We did it.’”

He
was mindful to acknowledge past teammates who had moved into
front-office roles with the organization, passing the Stanley Cup to
Olie Kolzig, the great Capitals goaltender who had been lost in the
Stanley Cup finals in 1998. After taking the trophy to pose with a
friend’s son on the ice, Ovechkin handed it to forward Alex Chiasson, a
healthy scratch for the entire final series. “Take it,” Ovechkin told
him. “It’s yours.”

Ovechkin watched as every
team scout lifted the Stanley Cup. He then ushered everyone into the
locker room while he waited on the ice, wanting to be the last one to
arrive – along with the team’s new prize – for the champagne-soaked
celebration.

This entire article will destroy you with how much Alex Ovechkin loves his family and team, but the only bit of info that was truly a surprise to me was that Ovi once ate three cantaloupes at a
fan event when

he was first drafted.

Alex Ovechkin — captain, husband, expectant father — reaches hockey’s summit

seananmcguire:

siancrosslin:

Apparently now is the time for uncomfortable truths because I’ve just had it.

How many posts have I seen that talk about fanfiction ‘setting the bar higher’ or about how ‘unoriginal’ published fiction is? How many posts have I seen where someone’s saying “I wish someone would write about X thing that subverts some popular trope!’?

Trans Cinderella? I have a friend who’s written that. Books about people who are actually, for real, bi or ace? My publisher has whole categories for those. How about ABO? Or werewolf stories that aren’t about sex and dominance? Hell, I’ve written that. Enemies-to-lovers? Mecha-wearing cops? These people are some of the most creative and welcoming and kind people I’ve ever met

And nearly daily, I see fandom deride us like we’re somehow other. And look, I get it. In large part, I think a lot of the pushback is the inaccessibility of publishing in large houses, and the way that those large houses churn out the same tropes over and over again, while enforcing and maintaining the societal status quo.
But hey, those are large presses. Those are The Big Four. There are so many smaller, younger, more inclusive presses running around now, not even to mention self-publishing.

If I read a book that I absolutely love and I immediately develop a writer-crush on that author, 9 times out of 10 I say to myself “I wanna be friends” and then we become friends. It’s great. Authors have no chill about each other, none at all, I love it.

So when I finally caved and came to tumblr and started getting involved in fandom, it was like a bucket of cold water to the face when I found out, over and over, that fanfic writers and readers wanted nothing to do with me and my original fiction. I mention that I’ve finally been writing again, someone asks what pairing, I say it’s orig fic and the immediate disinterest is nearly palpable. There’s the continuous parade of posts talking about how no one ever writes about this, you never see books about that, I wish there was a book like this, with this, not with that, and every time I see those posts I become an incredible combination of sad and indignant.

Because these books do exist, these authors and publishing houses do exist. These editors and artists, they exist. I know because I’ve worked with them, I’ve emailed and tweeted them, I’ve published with them. These posts and this attitude are willfully ignoring and erasing the industry that’s closest to your own works. Do you think mainstream publishing and The Big Four, do you think they’d accept ABO? Do you think they’d accept triads with an ace member? Do you think they’d accept trans love stories? Sweeping epic fantasy where the main character being gay isn’t the driving force behind the plot? Or sweet and fluffy contemporary romance? No, they wouldn’t, because on the whole mainstream publishing, when it deigns to include us, is pretty much only interested in killing us.

Fandom needs to understand that there are queer spaces in publishing too, and we are not the enemy. It really sucks to try to fit in with the people you think will understand you best and have it made clear, time and time again, that you’re still too other for them.

And it is because of these explicitly queer spaces in publishing that the big New York houses are beginning to adjust and allow for more diversity in all aspects.  We can make a difference, but we do it by reading and supporting what’s there, not denying it unless it comes from a pre-existing property.

youkaiyume:

angelrin89:

true-king-of-monsters:

rincewitch:

transetheralbrimwylf:

kumagawa:

bRO

Holy fuck just found the source on this too. 

It’s an entire comic ❤

Artist is Hong Jacga

i kept scrolling down expecting a punchline but no this is just a kickin’ rad adaption of that scene from ESB!!!! or, wait, of… the entire movies?????? omg

@angelrin89 

DANG DAT ART

YOU CAN READ IT ALL HERE Y’ALL. *whispers* for free

fixyourwritinghabits:

loudlysilent:

fuckyeahyoungadultlit:

citizen-zero:

YA literature? You mean books about Super Special White Girl and Her Mysterious Brooding Boyfriend?

Here’s a list of black YA leads! And ten Native American protagonists! And a list of ladies who love ladies in YA! And genderqueer / transgender YA leads! And more queer titles! And 2015 / 2016 YA books with Asian / East Asian leads! And bisexual YA leads! And Muslim YA leads! And asexual YA leads! And YA Interrobang’s entire section on diverse YA fiction!

*confetti*

PLEASE REBLOG THIS

PLEASE DO NOT THROW THE YA GENRE UNDER THE BUS it is filled with diversity that goes far beyond whatever makes it to the movies! Please give it a chance!

aimmyarrowshigh:

listen if you all aren’t following the legal proceedings in the genre romance book community rn re: some asshat trademarking the word “cocky” and suing other authors over describing their male characters as such in their cover copy, you are MISSING OUT ON SOME MSSCRIBE LEVEL SHIT

bc i kid you not, the us patent and trademark office is now fielding a lawsuit petition that involves the phrase “’A Cocky Werewolf: A Gay M/M Mpreg Werewolf Shifter Romance’ by Wolfgang Glasscock”

and honestly i could not have asked for more out of 2018

you can read the whole filing here and it is ::100 emoji::

and it is also an important fair-use legal case that affects all writers, so. that, too. but also, “my house servant is cocky and naughty with secrets” is a phrase that lawyers are arguing about.

Why White Evangelicalism Is So Cruel

roachpatrol:

19thperson:

azspot:

White Evangelical Christians opposed desegregation tooth and nail. Where pressed, they made cheap, cosmetic compromises, like Billy Graham’s concession to allow black worshipers at his crusades. Graham never made any difficult statements on race, never appeared on stage with his “black friend” Martin Luther King after 1957, and he never marched with King. When King delivered his “I Have a Dream Speech,” Graham responded with this passive-aggressive gem of Southern theology, “Only when Christ comes again will the little white children of Alabama walk hand in hand with little black children.” For white Southern evangelicals, justice and compassion belong only to the dead.

https://www.politicalorphans.com/the-article-removed-from-forbes-why-white-evangelicalism-is-so-cruel/

Forbes took it down. Heres a repost

“What today we call “evangelical Christianity,” is the product of centuries of conditioning, in which religious practices were adapted to nurture a slave economy. The calloused insensitivity of modern white evangelicals was shaped by the economic and cultural priorities that forged their theology over centuries.“

Why White Evangelicalism Is So Cruel