Kuroko: How long have you been sleeping with Takao-kun?
Midorima: That’s disgusting. And wrong. I’ve never had sex with anyone, anywhere. It’s none of your… you have the nerve, the audacity… Takao is my partner, technically, and he is terrible, face-wise. And how… how… do I know, frankly, that you’re not sleeping with him? Maybe you are. Maybe you’re trying to throw me off. Hmm? Check and mate! This is an outrage! Who do I call?
Tag: kuroko tetsuya
Seirin and Shutoku’s light and shadow parallel
Fanart for @umisabaku‘s fic, The American Football Which Kuroko Plays, which combines some of my fav things – ES21 and KNB.
Hiruma taking Kuroko under his wing was amazing. Worth the price of admission alone. I hope they stay in touch tbh.
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOK!!!
Oh my god, I can seriously die happy now. I mean, this picture would have made me endlessly happy just because it combines some of *my* favorite things– that is, KNB and ES21– but I am doubly honored that my fic could be the inspiration for this story! Especially since “American Football Which Kuroko Plays” has a special place in my heart, because it was the first fanfic I wrote (in this part of my life, at any rate), and the writing of that story lead to some many happy things in my life. So I view it as the story that started it all, so to speak.
No lie, the only reason I posted that story is because I just wanted one other person besides myself to read it. I had finished this story I didn’t think I was going to finish, and it was a story I seriously thought no one else would want to read since it was such a random crossover, but I just thought, “Well, surely there is at least *one* person who will want to read this weird crossover of mine.” So I am always just so incredibly happy that people like that story.
But never in a million years did I think that story would bring such amazing art like this! Kuroko as Hiruma’s protege is still a favorite headcanon of mine, and look how happy and smug and evil Hiruma is! All the best looks for Hiruma!!
THANK YOU FOREVER, FRIEND!!!
concept for 3rd year seirin…. furihata becomes the captain and a really reliable point guard and riko juggles college and coaching seirin bc thats Her Team and kagami and kuroko are basically the same
wait so
if takao has the hawk eye
and izuki has the eagle eye
shouldn’t this have happened before? shouldn’t seirin be aware that there’s a possibility someone could see kuroko even with misdirection? eagle eye can’t see as much as hawk eye yeah but izuki can still see a significant part of the court.
maybe i’m just not remembering it properly.

so like maybe i’m wrong but how much wider is the hawk eye’s field of vision than eagle eye? like. seirin still has izuki’s eagle eye so it’s not like it’ll be super easy to bypass it even if the range is smaller.
note also that rakuzan didn’t use misdirection against shuutoku bc of takao’s hawk eye and seirin has. rakuzan is less creative with their plays. seirin has used misdirection to keep takao’s attention on kuroko to bypass it while rakuzan didn’t. does that say more about mayuzumi’s ability to use misdirection, rakuzan’s general playstyle and strategy, or their confidence in their ability to defeat their opponents? or all three?


can no one is sports anime go to the bathroom in peace
beginnings and endings (p1)
Some rule63!knb. Himuro always wears high heels when she’s out with atsushi, so they can both stick out of the crowd. Aomine’a love for boobs is the same regardless of gender. Kasamatsu’s most deadly weapon is pulling Kise’s braid.
Pairings with height difference is what makes my heart beat