i keep forgetting that kravitz was a villain during crystal kingdom. the concept is so fucking funny to me. he’s too gay for this? he’s so incredibly gay that he lost the biggest bounty he’s ever hunted? like. this boy has a shitty accent. he’s a fucking nerd. his fatal flaw is literally that he’s too gay. he falls in love with the elf he’s supposed to be hunting. and he’s the most lawful good character on the show! it’s so easy to forget that at one point he chased the boys around with a scythe. i’m sorry, krav, you were never cut out for villiany, you’re just too fucking gay.
Tag: kravitz
lup: hey babe how do i look
barry: beautiful and perfect and amazing
lup: thanks babe i love you
taako: hey babe how do i look
kravitz: your blouse is just a bit too dark for the rest of your outfit, so you should change it to something more pastel. also, with that skirt you might want higher heels – this would be a good excuse to wear those boots we got last week. while you do that, i’ll go change my shirt so we aren’t completely clashing.
taako: thanks babe i love you
[later, on their double date]
taako: lup what the fuck are those cargo pants
lup: i don’t want to hear it. we’re at a trashy bar and you two look like you just stepped off the runway.
kravitz: all the world’s a stage, lup
kravitz: look i know youre excited to finally meet my boyfriend, but can you please tone it down on the dramatics? just for tonight?
the raven queen, who had already invested in a fog machine and a staircase made of bones to descend upon: … ill see what i can do
kravitz: alright taako prepare to meet my boss, she’s been really hyped to see you
*kravitz opens the door to her room; pitch black smoke billows out dramatically*
kravitz: oh my god
the raven queen: T A A K O … W E F I N A L L Y M E E T
*she emerges from the smoke, descending upon a staircase of bones. shes wearing a long feathery black cape that seems to have no end*
the raven queen: W E L C O M E . . .
*she sticks out her arms. ravens fly from her sleeves*
the raven queen: T O M Y R E A L M
kravitz: oh my god
taako, absolutely enthralled: *applauding enthusiastically*
just moving along like everyone else 