whenever I see your shinsena reblogs, you make me want to read eyeshield21….

0blue-bird0:

Yes! You should definitely read it!!

I don’t know what counts as a long series with most people, but it’s only 333 chapters and anime?? what anime???

There are a ton~ of reasons why this is a really amazing series, and Shin and Sena’s sport rivalry is definitely one (like they pretty much have my favorite sports rivalry relationship ever).

Like, they’re always pushing each other to surpass their limits and to get better and faster and stronger, and yet there’s no animosity between them. Like, Shin’s blunt about Sena’s shortcomings, but he’s not purposefully mean or rude, while Sena literally thinks that Shin’s the best player, no matter who he’s playing. Even on the field, it’s super competitive, but not mean spirited.

Plus Shin only smiles like twice in the series, and both times have to do with Sena so…

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go read it!

maxiesatanofficial:

maxiesatanofficial:

The opening to “A Tale Of Two Cities” but it’s about thinkpieces on Millennials.

We were The Greatest Generation, we were The Lost Generation; we were a generation of misers and a generation of wastrels, we worked ourselves to death and we did not work at all, we were too delicate and too rough and too reliant on others and too independent and entrepreneurial; we needed to buy more essentials and fewer luxuries unless it was just the other way around; we had everything before us, we had nothing before us, we were all going direct to Heaven, we were all going direct the other way…

In short, this generation was so far like every other, before it and after it, that some of its noisiest authorities insisted on us being received, one way or the other, as the final herald of the downfall of all civilization.

Let’s hear it for lurkers

laylainalaska:

shehasathree:

i-should-be-writing:

roachpatrol:

laylainalaska:

So apparently round umpty-zillion of “people are killing fandom by not commenting” is going around, and I’ve seen a few posts trashing people for lurking/viewing/reading instead of actively participating.

My journal and my fic has always been a lurker-friendly zone. I think lurkers are great and people can fight me on this. Here’s why:

We all started out as lurkers. Or at least most of us did. Come on. I’m sure some people out there must’ve jumped into fandom with both feet and started writing and commenting right away, and good for you if you did! But I sure didn’t. I lurked for YEARS. And even now, though I’ve been in fandom since before Y2K, whenever I get into a new fandom or a new social media platform, I still lurk. I hang out around the fringes for awhile to get a feeling for the place before starting to participate. Back in the mailing list/bulletin board days, it was usually recommended that people do that on purpose, watch and listen and learn the local lingo and social rules before diving in. So you know what? You are not doing anything wrong and you are not doing anything that most of the people you see out there commenting and creating and reccing things haven’t done themselves.

We all have lurker days, weeks, months …. Nobody is 100% “on” all the time. Participating in fandom (commenting, reccing, creating content, and so forth) is WORK. It may be fun work, but it still takes effort! Even if you’re sometimes very active in fandom, then you’ll have life fall on your head or the brain weasels flare up, and you won’t have the time and energy to give. Don’t feel guilty about not being able to give fandom your extra spoons. No one in fandom has a right to demand a single spoon from you that you don’t want to give.

Some of today’s lurkers may be your friends tomorrow. How do I know this? Because I’ve made friends with some of them myself! I’ve had people delurk in my comments to say hi after YEARS of reading my fanfic without saying a word. Which I am totally okay with, by the way. And some of these people are good friends today.

So, in conclusion:

  • It is okay to feel too shy to come out of lurkerhood in fandom until you feel more comfortable there. It is fine, in fact, if you never do.
  • It is okay to be too busy and have too few spoons to comment or create stuff. You still have a perfect right to be in fandom and read and reblog whatever you want.
  • It is okay if you meant to comment on that fic or go back and press the kudos button but never got around to it.
  • It is okay if you have too many accounts already and don’t want to create a new one just to comment/participate on a social media platform. 
  • It is okay if your personal situation (a stalker ex, controlling parents) makes it unsafe for you to create an account or comment on things.
  • It is okay if you can’t or don’t want to comment or do any of the other things that constitute non-lurkerhood, and you don’t owe anyone an explanation for why.
  • IT IS OKAY TO BE A LURKER.

yeah, i never thought about it, but it’s not good to make someone who’s shy or depressed or uncomfortable to feel like a parasite. fandom content is made to entertain, so if you’re showing up and enjoying stuff, that’s great. 

Let’s frame it this way:

Creator manufactures product.  This requires their personal touch, experience, skill set, and any training, all of which have taken the entirety of their lives to cultivate.  This also requires the time it takes to produce the work, from concept to finished product.  This also requires resources, which was probably a monetary investment into digital software or physical tools that must be replaced as used.  It requires a workspace.  It also includes labor, the physical act of doing these things, which depletes the mental and physical energy of the creator/laborer.

Creator offers product to public in exchange for compensation.  This requires modifying their marketing technique to suit the platform(s)/stores it’s offered on/in.  This requires modifying/formatting the product so that it is suitable for the platform(s)/stores.  Creator must also generate advertising and archival information for the work so that it may be found by their audience.  Creator must also select a platform suitable for transferring the product in exchange for the requested compensation.

Creator, once the product is out there, would like to work on more products.  They like the idea of making the products and putting them into the world for consumer happiness, but they also need compensation because that is how they pay for the cost of the product: the labor, the resources, the manufacturing process, all that marketing—everything.  They just need to get in touch with the consumer(s) to know what improvements could be made, or if their product was worth using resources, time, and skilled labor on in the first place.  Compensation talks.  If no one is buying, then that’s a surefire sign that no one wants your product and that you should stop selling it.

Now, you’d think that if a creator offers their product on a platform that allows them to ask for feedback (reviews/comments, shares, likes/kudos, etc.), that the exchange would be as follows: consumer consumes art in return for at least one or more forms of feedback, which can take anywhere from 1 second (kudos, like) to several minutes (comment) to make.

Creators aren’t mad because people are sampling their product, peeking in their storefront window, and just not digging it.  They aren’t mad that someone got a sample of that awesome treat today, and vowed to come back the next day to make a full purchase.  They’re not mad at the people who aren’t able to come in because of social anxiety, or because someone who hurts them is watching.  They’re not mad at a bad day—they get bad days too, and know what it’s like to be in the red for spoons (as well as time, resources, labor, and actual money spent on providing resources/work space).

Creators are mad that people are coming into their store, unwrapping all the candy, eating it, and then leaving without so much as a wave hello or goodbye.  They won’t even tell their friends where the store is.  Creators are mad that customers are demanding more products without paying for the first one.  They are mad that customers aren’t caring about store policy.

This would never fly with a commercial product.  But yet it’s societally okay to do with art, particularly in fandom.  Why is that?  Because we don’t actually believe that art is work, or that artists have time and skills that are valuable.

Creators and consumers are just not speaking the same language.  So maybe the above helps to illustrate why we’re so damn pissed and why we’re closing all our shops.

Hmm. Yes. I don’t think that lurking necessarily entails entitlement, though.

Oh god. I sat down to write an answer to this and wrote … a lot. 

First of all, I’m a fanfic writer, artist, and vidder. I LOVE getting feedback on my work. I roll around in comments and nice tags like a cat in a field of catnip, believe me. People who leave feedback on my fic are awesome. <33333 So bear in mind as you read the following that I’m coming at this from a creator’s perspective. And, as a creative person, I agree that not putting enough value on creative work is a problem, societally speaking.

However.

The first problem I have with the above metaphor is that there are no physical goods involved here! There is an infinite amount of candy. There are no candy wrappers. Nothing is taken and no trash is left behind when someone reads a fic. An infinite number of people can still read the fic. No one else’s ability to read the fic is impaired.

But here’s the other, much bigger problem, and it’s what the rest of this tl;dr post is devoted to unpacking: blaming your customers for your lack of success will not make you a successful businessperson.

As well as writing fanfic, I’m also – as of the last couple of years – a pro writer; it’s what I do for a living now. Fanfic isn’t entirely like pro writing, but it does have some things in common with it, so since we’re talking about fanfic as a commodity, let’s run with that metaphor. Fanfic is “paid for” in comments and kudos; my pro novels are paid for with … well … money. So let’s say my books aren’t selling (i.e. your fic isn’t getting comments). There are many reasons why this could be! Now, it’s possible that my books aren’t very good. But let’s assume that’s not true. Let’s say that my books are excellent but they just aren’t being purchased. Why not? Here are some possibilities (and believe me, as a self-published author who makes a living off my work, I think about these things ALL THE TIME):

  • I’m marketing them poorly or inaccurately. Maybe my blurbs sound dull so people don’t go ahead and click to read the sample (which they will love, I just know it!). Maybe my romance books have covers and titles that make them look like suspense novels. Maybe I have them in the wrong categories. I need to look at other, more popular books similar to mine, and see what their authors are doing to advertise their books to readers, which is obviously working better than what I’m doing.
  • My books just aren’t very commercial. I’m writing lovely books that make my heart sing, but they’re not the genres and tropes that are selling well right now. In fanfic terms, this would be writing for the little fandom of your heart or the rarepair rather than the juggernaut pairing, or you just love writing sad love stories more than happy love stories. I can either train myself to write the popular genres and tropes, or I can resign myself to being less popular in return for the pleasure I get from writing books that satisfy me. (Both are equally valid solutions.)

You know what’s not going to help me sell more books? Blaming and shaming my readers for not buying them. They have a limited amount of money. They’re going to spend it on the books that look shiniest to them. A lot of people will NEVER buy my books, or anyone’s books, because they just don’t have the money. The rest must be enticed to do so. Yelling at these readers will not magically give them more money or miraculously endow them with a fondness for paranormal romance novels when they only read mysteries.

You can’t turn lurkers into commenters by trying to extort comments from them with guilt trips and threats to take your fic away, any more than you can turn non-buyers into book buyers by trying to guilt and shame them into buying your books. Fandom, take it from someone who markets her books for a living: that is a terrible marketing strategy.

Just as pro writers are trying to entice readers who have money into buying our books, you are trying to entice commenters into commenting on your fic. A lot of people will never comment for all the reasons in my above post. You cannot MAKE them comment. Instead, you have to get people who DO comment (who range from the people who comment on almost everything, to the people who can be enticed to comment once in a blue moon by a fic they simply ADORE) to spend their limited amount of commenting/reccing/kudosing time and energy on your fic by giving them a product they just can’t resist.

I could devote a whole ‘nother post to how to apply profic marketing strategies to making your fic more successful, should you want to. It’s not very fair, but it’s as true in fanfic as it is in publishing: the way you get more commenters is by expanding your audience (if only 1% of people comment, 1% of 10,000 people is a lot more than 1% of 100 people) and you do this by writing more popular fic. This means: writing popular tropes, writing popular fandoms, writing popular pairings. If you’d rather write the little pairing of your heart or break up every couple at the end of the fic because it feels right, that’s FINE! But it means that a mediocre 500-word curtainfic about the juggernaut big fandom pairing is going to get WAY more comments than your heartfelt 100K small fandom deathfic. Don’t blame your readers when you made that choice.

(I should mention that usually with fanfic, I just write the fics of my heart, whereas in profic I’m going for the crass commerciality. I really, truly love gen h/c, so I write a lot of it. I do not like writing erotica, so I rarely write it. If you like darkfic, you’ve got a tougher row to hoe than someone who writes curtainfic, because the audience is comparatively small, so you might have to work a little harder to find your niche. I realize this is unfair, but there’s not much you can do about it. If your readers want PWP instead of gen, you can either learn to write PWP, or write the best gen you can possibly write and cherish the comments you do get. Your readers are not withholding comments on your gen because they’re mean or lazy, I swear. It’s just that the audience for gen is more limited than the audience for, say, sexy slash.)

There’s also a huge element of chance to all of this. There is an awesome post by Penknife on LJ that calls this random element THE CLAW (from the movie Toy Story). I suggest reading the whole post because it’s excellent, but here’s Penknife’s basic description of the Claw concept as applied to fanfic:

See all the competently-written, nicely-formatted stories that a reasonable number of people have read, waiting in the big vending machine with all the other stories, looking hopefully upwards, waiting for the claw to descend and choose them? (It’s possible that this metaphor works less well if you’ve never seen Toy Story, but bear with me.) Every now and then the claw scoops up one of them, and it is this week’s Story that Ate Fandom, and it will be on twenty-six recs lists and get several hundred comments in a week.

And whether that is your story or not, you will never know why. The ways of the Claw are mysterious. The Claw usually picks good stories, but it doesn’t always pick the best story in any literary sense. It picks the story that is exactly what people want to read right now. Maybe it is a story that has actually never been done before in your fandom. Maybe it is a story that makes everyone who reads it feel good and leaves them in a warm fuzzy place full of love for your story and the world. Maybe it is about penguins, and right now what everyone really wants is penguins.

This happens in profic publishing all the time, by the way. Everyone wants to be grabbed by THE CLAW, and you can spend thousands of dollars on seminars and books to teach you how to get THE CLAW to grab your books, but what it comes right down to is, it will or it won’t. You cannot make THE CLAW grab your book, or your fic. However, you can make it more likely by honing your skills and, to be blunt, writing an absolute shit ton of fic.

I have actually had THE CLAW grab one of my fics. This happened to me in MCU fandom with the very first Captain America fic I ever wrote. It’s not my best fic, not my favorite fic, possibly not even a very good fic. However, I walked out of the theater after seeing Winter Soldier desperately wanting Steve/Bucky reunion fic. So I slammed one out and posted it. It turned out to be one of the first ones, in a pairing that turned into a juggernaut overnight, and the kudos on that fic went off the charts. It’s still my most-kudosed fic by far.

But before that, I wrote literally MILLIONS OF WORDS of fanfic in dozens of fandoms over the course of 15 years. I worked my ass off writing fanfic. Some of my fic was pretty popular. Some of it got zero comments, not even one. I wrote in popular fandoms. I wrote in fandoms so small I had to create the fandom tag on AO3. I wrote long WIPs and worked hard to update on time. I asked for prompts and wrote ficlets for people. I participated in fic exchanges. I ran exchanges. Basically I have spent 15+ years fandoming my little heart out.

And I could not have ever had THE CLAW grab that fic if I hadn’t written those millions of words, sometimes for very little reward other than the sheer pleasure of writing, because a) all that practice is how I got to the point where I could walk out of the theater, sit down, slam out 5K of competently feelsy fic, pick an attention-grabbing title, and (by total accident) put up a fic just in time for the movie-going masses to come looking for it, and b) the more fic you throw out there into the world, the more likely it’ll be that you actually will manage to hit pay dirt.

And I still got lucky, I know. There is also a negative version of THE CLAW. You are not guaranteed success, in fandom or in profic writing. You can do literally everything “right.” You can write the popular fandoms and pairings and tropes. You can type until your fingers hurt. You can put up fic after fic on AO3 and become a damn good writer and still never achieve even modest success.

This is not fair. I hate seeing friends fail to achieve the success I know they deserve. But inexplicable lack of success happens to just as many people as inexplicable success does.

Guys, fanfic and profic will both break your heart sometimes. There is no question about it; they just will. You’ll pour your heart and soul into a story only to watch it sink like a stone. You’ll write the best damn fic you can write and then watch someone else’s fic, that does ALL THE SAME THINGS, get recced everywhere while people ignore yours. You’ll read a fic that is absolutely perfect, that makes your heart sing, and the only comment on it will be yours. There is no “if” about this, only “when.”

This is not your readers’ fault. This is not your fault. And blaming your readers for being inadequately appreciative will not make you more successful.

orestian:

orestian:

orestian:

jesus and satan are the same guy in different hats

god created satan in order to have him rule the inferno, because he already had hell built and ready to go before the Fall. if we assume that jesus and satan are the same person, after suffering for centuries lucifer is allowed a chance to atone for his sins and becomes a human being, dying voluntarily on the cross in order to return to god’s side. this completes his penance (for the crime of sneaking out of hell to tempt humankind into falling from grace and being banished from eden.) the archangel gabriel is seated at the left hand of the father (god) and jesus/satan is seated at his right hand; essentially, humans were god’s project from the getgo, and so lucifer’s job was tormenting the damned, before there were even any damned, and gabriel’s job is, sort of, to punish the living. gabriel shares that role frequently with the archangel michael, who carries a flaming sword and is often depicted crushing serpents with his heel, like the virgin mary. the serpent here does not particularly represent jesus/satan, but rather the embodiment of the original sin.

if we accept this metanarrative, then the gospels become much more interesting. for example – it becomes obvious that jesus must have arranged for judas to betray him in advance, thus condemning himself to death and requiring judas to repent in the desert for the supposed betrayal (really a sacrifice of the self; judas gives up the companionship of the apostles, becomes a secret martyr for christ, etc) before he can rejoin christ in heaven. we are meant to understand that we are all judas, and in doing so, understand that the holiest of men can still be liars. we are begged to consider that perhaps the scriptures themselves are littered with lies, inserted here and there by translators and monarchs. in fact, the actions and life of judas iscariot become a sort of pageant for the fall and redemption of christ/satan; judas becomes the most christlike of the apostles.

argumate:

shedoesnotcomprehend:

argumate:

alkthash:

argumate:

argumate:

Our descendants will find our songs about butts and preference for thick ones ridiculously quaint, much like the Victorians going apeshit over visible ankles.

#god knows what they will be into #livers maybe

Our constant exposure to pornography and easy smut will numb us to nudity. Eventually the hot new fetish will be gastro shows, where a live holographic display of the performers internal organs.

did you just invent vore

When I was a little kid being allowed to look things up on the internet for the first time, my mom gave me a Talk on Internet Safety. There were Things On The Internet, she explained. Inappropriate Things. Things I Was Too Young To See.

Little me felt that I was a Girl Of The World. I had Seen Things, I pointed out. We had gone to the art museum; we had visited the part with the ancient Greek and Roman statues. I had seen (sotto voce) naked people. Not just in skimpy clothing, or underwear, or even a fig leaf, but entirely naked! There was nothing left for me to see!

My (poor, patient) mother sighed. No, she explained, there were Other Things. Things I Had Not Seen. Things Of Which I Did Not Know. They were on the internet, and I was to avoid them.

It was clear that this was the Parental Final World. But Small Me was left terribly, terribly curious. I’d thought I’d understood how things worked – a picture of a person in regular clothes was modest; a picture of a person in a little less than that, like Marilyn Monroe with her skirt being blown up, was a little bit racy; a picture of a person in underwear was pretty much a sex thing; and a picture of a totally naked person was (if it wasn’t art or anatomy) pornography.

So how could there be something more so than a totally naked person? What could this wrong forbidden inappropriate unnatural thing be?

The sequence so far had made sense! Less clothes, more inappropriate! And eventually you got down to nothing at all at which point you’d seen everything there was to see and nothing was left private anymore and married people could engage in baby-producing activities!

So I mulled this over for a long time. And finally, I came to a conclusion:

Clearly, the next step in the sequence had to be taking off your skin.

This was extremely explanatory! No wonder this Secret Thing was so wrong – you had to skin someone alive to produce it! No wonder they didn’t want kids seeing it – how traumatic! This really was a Perverted Deviance Of Modern Society!

Small Me proceeded to make the obvious series of extrapolations from this. There would be videos of people slowly and sexily removing their own skin, or other people’s skin, of course. There’d be images arranged to look like someone was removing their skin when they really weren’t. Some truly disturbed perverts would be watching videos where the muscle was stripped off, to show organs and bones. And no wonder sex slavery and prostitution were so horrifying, if women were being forced into that.

(Yes. Yes, I was familiar with the concept of prostitution but couldn’t figure out the concept of porn. What can I say; I had a classical education. Turns out one of those comes up in Great Literature a lot more often than the other.)

In any case, Small Me continued to operate under this assumption for quite some time, happy in its explanatory power, and feeling Terribly World-Wise And Jaded. (And occasionally feeling vaguely guilty that clearly I was not nearly so innocent as my mother thought.)

Finding out what pornography actually involved was kind of anticlimactic, really.

good lord.

special-agent-tits-akimbo:

mastreworld:

abigailnussbaum:

xekstrin:

“Why do you like the villains when they did terrible things but dislike the heroes for doing annoying things”

because this is fiction and im here to be entertained; being annoying and unlikeable IS a much, much graver sin than any fictional atrocity any villain commits

Also, when bad characters do terrible things, it’s usually highlighted and signposted by the narrative.  When the heroes do annoying – and, sometimes, also terrible – things, the narrative usually intends me to ignore it, or think that those terrible things are actually cool and justified.

I don’t need to disapprove of the villains because the narrative is doing it for me.  But when I have to read against the text to disapprove of the shitty stuff the heroes get away with, that’s more work and, more importantly, frustrating and unrewarding work, because you know there’s never going to be any comeuppance for these characters.  Which makes it ten times as annoying.

This, this, this cannot be said enough. When the “hero” (and the people supporting them) blatantly gets away with doing bad stuff, while the villain gets put down for literally everything, it’s too close to real life for me. It’s just not fun anymore. 

I don’t need a stalwart hero who can do no wrong, but when they fuck up very badly I DO want to see them get held accountable