john egbert – Page 4 – just moving along like everyone else

gooberjam:

gooberjam:

heir of grief

i also almost attempted a more painted version but this is honestly as far as i got so i’ll just slap this here

aegisaglow:

snakepeople:

the best thing in all of homestuck is when we saw what the kids would be like if they didn’t play sburb and grew up, jade, rose, and dave all became dedicated anti fascists who literally rebelled against a dictatorship and murdered important members of the regime, while john literally was just A Stand Up Comedian

alpha john was probably a saboteur, because that is the sweetest prank of all. he was just good enough never to get caught, in part because he doesn’t have the strilonde urge to stab one’s enemies in the eyes and ride their corpses down a waterfall

jimhensonreject:

Honestly my favorite part of Homestuck is that for a solid chunk of the story amongst all of the then-disguised characters harassing the then-main characters one in specifically deals with the main-est character backwards, so he starts out knowing everything about him and hating and insulting him and as we follow the main character his harasser gets less and less mad until it turns out that during their first conversation from the harasser’s side the main character is so used to him he acts friendly and the harasser asks him out, finds out he’s straight, and promptly starts talking to him backwards in time for the sole purpose of being too embarrassed to talk to him with that knowledgeable and honestly same

jumpingjacktrash:

ahql11:

homestuck anthology 🙂

i cant read it but i think i got the gist

the-nothing-maker:

[S] All: play a haunting refrain

mashedpootato:

i’m a sucker for the AUs where John accidentally drops into the alpha timeline (or whatever it’s called??) and meets Alpha!Dave somehow 😮

appl-juice42:

Happy 413.

My comic for the HS fan zine :’) I’ve started loving homestuck when I was the same age as the kids. Over the years I grew older than them, but now that Homestuck’s over, the kids are once again older than me (oh the irony). I’ve had a great time in the fandom, and I’ve met a lot of good people along the way so, thanks Homestuck.

Hope everyone had a good 4/13! Can’t believe Homestuck’s finally over.

(Ps: there’s more down below.)

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dzueni:

JohnDave Week (BONUS) Day 7: Davesprite

aryll:

this is an unapologetically self-indulgent johndavekat AU I’ve been developing with @auxanges, where dave and karkat are competing to become the knight to a certain heir to the throne. who will win john’s heart? dave?? karkat??? both???? (the answer is both)

@auxanges is writing a fic based on the concept so there will probably be more content related to this cheesy as fuck AU soon

EDIT: CHAPTER ONE IS ON AO3! Please go check it out if you’re interested!

deliverusfromsburb:

John: i’ve met the architect of our suffering and he’s a fucking weeb. i’m gonna kill him.

tags from op deliverusfromsburb:

#homestuck//#we were talking about how #john represses emotions and then they burst out at odd and often seemingly trivial things #which if you don’t recognize how long they’ve been brewing make it look like he’s got an absurdly skewed sense of scale #*dad dies* oh bummer #*sister breaks up with a dude he doesn’t even like* screams at sky #*troll tricks him to his death* i’m sure she’s sorry #*movie not as good as he thought it was* throw a major tantrum #*all his friends got tpk’d* aw shucks #*some 11 year old is drawing anime of them* BEAT HIM SENSELESS #like there are nuances to these situations and i fully acknowledge them #but it’s also hilarious bc john chooses the weirdest scenarios to let his pettiness and rage out #plot twist john really hates weebs