@justlikecpparadise asked:
plz draw our fav boyz in yoga poses thank, also looking out for that hc you said you’d be making 😉 lol
MERCEDES MY GIRL U GAVE ME SOME GOOD INSPO
bitty’s SUPER limber bc of the whole figure skating/hockey league thing, and sometimes jack thinks it’s going to be the death of him
Tag: jack zimmermann
concept: jack and bitty get engaged, and shitty and tater fight for the privilege to be jack’s best man the way phoebe and rachel battled it out over who would be monica’s maid of honor
they’re tied after five rounds of questions, so ransom and holster decide on a sudden death round to see who’s willing to sacrifice the most for jack.
tater promises to give up his basically-a-part-time position as host of falcstv for three months, and stop roping jack into unplanned appearances for one whole season.
shitty immediately goes into the bathroom and shaves off his ‘stache.
shitty wins.
holster: okay shitty, you’re jack’s best man. you win
tater: no!! i’m take bullet for zimmboni. i’m DIE FOR ZIMMBONI. i should win. i’m be best man.
ransom: dude. look at shitty. look at that hairless face. there’s already been a death in this room today. shitty wins.