Tag: jack zimmermann

omgcheckplease:

Justin Oluransi: [shared a link with the chat]
Adam Birkholtz: P. sure the guy doing Jack’s cellys is different from the dude who does the post games.
Shitty Knight: ahhhh yes; that jack reminds me of the mf who leaf piled me a few weeks ago
Larissa Duan: celly jack = haus jack

piesandfalcs:

whoacanada:

jacksbits:

iamneversleepingagain:

piesandfalcs:

When people say that Jack is a morning person in fics, i just…

this is not the face of a morning person

nor is this

please let my scary boy sleep

okay also, don’t try to pass this off as anything but a late-night netflix binge:

#important canon jack information #yes he makes the team have early morning practice #but clearly that’s because he believes in sharing the pain (tags via @rhysiana​)

That’s the most dangerous part of having a warm, smol, enabling boyfriend in the offseason: Jack will sleep until noon if he gets half a chance.

#oh man goood point#what if#from a combination of fourth year uni and netflix binges#most of the time when he did 4am checking practices with bitty#he hadn’t slept yet#like he just finished a chapter in his thesis#or a documentary#and he’s like whoops#there’s the sun#well#might as well do something#before my 8am class#so he goes and bugs bitty (@chocolatechipcookiesplease)
you are correct

samwellbittty:

marquisdehockey:

I like to think Jack learns some hockey things from Bitty, not just the other way around.

For instance, fighting:

So Jack’s big and strong and plays hockey and you’d expect him to be the type of guy to come off the ice with a bleeding face and bruised knuckles. And maybe he would have been, but for Bitty

Instead when the big angry opposition player starts going after Bad Bob’s “special snowflake” son he channels one of his boyfriend’s talents and just ducks

And the player’s like ??? and tries again but Jack is fast and apparently gifted at dodging punches and the guy’s getting more and more frustrated bc he really wants to punch Jack but it’s just. not. working.

The Falconers have stopped fighting due to being doubled over with laughter and the other team is too busy being confused because ?? he’s dodging??? that’s not how hockey works????

In the end the guy gives up because every time he throws a punch Jack takes to just skating backwards slightly so he’s out of reach again. It makes all the sports highlights for a fortnight. People set it to music

Jack finishes the game without a scratch

omgcheckplease:

And the rest of the Year Two Kickstarter bookplates!

– Las Vegas Aces on a BOAT
– Jack and Bitty, a wee bit older
– Dex had to let Nursey know that last shot? Clutch!
– Nursey, the enlightener. And they didn’t even argue later.
– Frozen lakes and kisses
– Why Do Teenage Boys Do Dumb Stuff To Their Hair?
– A kiss for good luck
– The original OTP

jacksbits:

A Complete List of Really Fun Cool Things to do with Your Completely Platonic Good Friend/Teammate

in honor of jack and bitty’s one-year anniversary

  • tease him. constantly. “eat more protein.” jfc. (x)
  • even though you’re apart for the summer, make sure to regularly text him asking how he’s doing (because you miss him and you’re worried about him). how does he feel? is he recovering from his concussion alright? 
    you’re worried.

    probably you should text him at midnight just to tell him to go to sleep. he’s probably still awake and sleep is an important part of the recovery process.
    (x, x,
    x)

  • (you probably have recurring flashbacks to this horrible moment ok you’re just WORRIED)
  • when you get back to school, hang out in the kitchen just so you can talk to him a lot. (x,
    x)
  • ask if he vlogs about you, because like, he seems to tweet about you? (does he talk about you? what does he say about you?) (x)
  • t e a s e him.
    tell him you’ll never stop teasing him. seriously,

    chirp him about everything. his accent, his tweeting, his baking. anything. whatever.
    (remember: chirping and flirting are variants on the same idea.)

    (x,
    x, x,
    x)

  • get up at 4am to slam your body against his. wait. this one is surprisingly kind of legitimate. (x)
  • write him a cute note in french teasing him about tweeting too much while you’re studying together. he’ll have to translate it and that will be funny. maybe he’ll laugh. you like it when he laughs. (x, x)
  • steal his phone so he pays attention to you. you could also
    take his phone and try to post some quality chirps on his twitter. (that last idea is easier said than done, though. twitter’s difficult? oh well. you tried.)

    (x,
    x)

  • slap his butt. s l a p i t. (x)

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