andriael:

no offence but andrew totally gets a (secret) laugh out of watching people flirt with neil. like, he’ll be stood a good length away at the gym, watching this guy try really hard to get (and then keep) neil’s attention. he especially likes that neil is so oblivious. so, when someone says “when are you free, i could show you some cool running tricks?” neil shrugs and says “i don’t know, i’d have to ask my boyfriend” and looks over his shoulder at andrew. andrew loves the way people shrink under his stare and he gets a real kick out of watching them scamper off