bastlynn:

comparativelysuperlative:

prokopetz:

thesparkofrevolution:

blacktyranitar:

thesparkofrevolution:

jakovu:

dama3:

tastefullyoffensive:

Babylonian era problems. (photo via tbc34)

old school hate mail

Imagine how pissed you have to be to engrave a rock

Ok but there was this guy called Ea-nasir who was a total crook and would actually cheat people ought of good copper and sell them shit instead.
The amount of correspondences complaining to and about this guy are HILARIOUS.

Are you telling me we know about a specific guy who lived 5000 years ago, by name, because he was a huge asshole

More like 4000 years ago but yes. Ea-nasir and his dodgy business deals.

And we haven’t even touched on the true hilarity of the situation yet. Consider two additional facts:

  • He wasn’t just into copper trading. There are letters complaining about Ea-nasir’s business practices with respect to everything from kitchenwares to real estate speculation to second-hand clothing. The guy was everywhere.
  • The majority of the surviving correspondences regarding Ea-nasir were recovered from one particular room in a building that is believed to have been Ea-nasir’s own house.

Like, these are clay tablets. They’re bulky, fragile, and difficult to store. They typically weren’t kept long-term unless they contained financial records or other vital information (which is why we have huge reams of financial data about ancient Babylon in spite of how little we know about the actual culture: most of the surviving tablets are commercial inventories, bills of sale, etc.).

But this guy, this Ea-nasir, he kept all of his angry letters – hundreds of them – and meticulously filed and preserved them in a dedicated room in his house. What kind of guy does that?

[ source ]

Okay, but imagine from the other guy’s point of view. You send angry letters about how Ea-nasir shipped you half a ton of subpar copper, and then 3800 years later—

…. it’s real: http://archiveofourown.org/works/search?utf8=%E2%9C%93&work_search%5Bquery%5D=ea-nasir

hi-imkingdavid:

chanpears:

labellabrianna:

ohitsjustgreg:

tarynel:

jamaicanbulma:

I don’t know who I am anymore after this…

This is why I’m single. Booty too stank. 😭😭

SHE BROKE THE SOUND BARRIER IM DONE

I JUST LET OUT THE UGLIEST LAUGH 😭😭😭💀💀

dog i can’t breathe. his face.

Lmfao bruh

joey-wheeler-official:

dustinberrycool:

hoplite-operator:

paradynamic:

dprflagemoji:

anarcho-individualist:

lucidnee:

sexthongsandbuddah:

samuraichampu:

lucidnee:

envymyblackness:

skyakafreckles:

lucidnee:

doctor-space-hoe:

lucidnee:

Patrick was a fake ass friend to spongebob. He was a bitch

Source?

episode where Patrick fam came over and sponegbob pretended to be dumb for him and Patrick flip flop ass started making fun of him.

Patrick was cold for that

And that episode where Mr Krabs gave them both a toy to share and he selfishly dodged and ignored SpongeBob to keep it for himself? TRIFLING

EXACTLY Patrick ain’t never been a true friend

real friends……how many of us?

And the time he ate his fucking chocolate bar & tried to jack spongebob for his.. nah son

Patrick did spongebob dirty so many times smh he a Gemini

Patrick has no self awareness.

what about when his slug wanted to be friends with patrick and he just ditched spongebob and clowned on him for it

When they were raising the clam together and Patrick kept leavin spongebob all day with the baby so he could watch tv smh

When patrick made spongebob believe he was ugly when he just had some bad breath

Wasn’t Patrick the one that ditched Spongebob in the advanced darkness at the bottom of the sea?

we’re pulling out the receipts tonight