aries: broke a temple on the first meet, which later became crucial to defeating one of the major bosses.
taurus: created a small army of tamed animals to fight for them.
gemini: exploited the rules to get a rocket pack for another player.
cancer: tried to boss everyone around but ended up arguing with themselves.
leo: made shipping charts. for everyone. killed wild animals and ate them instead of bothering to buy rations.
virgo: became a vampire. somehow convinced the dm to let them wield a chainsaw.
libra: took lawful neutral to new levels. licked everything as a free action.
scorpio: pushed taurus off a cliff. twice.
sagittarius: used a bow the entire time, even though they didn’t have proficiency with it.
capricorn: fucked around for most of the campaign. somehow became part of the main villain?
aquarius: kept killing all of the npcs, even though they clearly weren’t supposed to.
pisces: had civil conversations with cthulhu.
My comic for the HS fan zine :’) I’ve started loving homestuck when I was the same age as the kids. Over the years I grew older than them, but now that Homestuck’s over, the kids are once again older than me (oh the irony). I’ve had a great time in the fandom, and I’ve met a lot of good people along the way so, thanks Homestuck.
Hope everyone had a good 4/13! Can’t believe Homestuck’s finally over.
let’s all just write our political opinions in the form of homestuck fanfiction in chatlog format as trolls with obnoxious typing quirks so it’s impossible to interpret without thorough knowledge of homestuck, SBAHJ, and homestuck fandom lore
I quit writing Homestuck meta a long time ago, but I guess
the pre-4/13 fervor is infectious, because this popped into my head and
wouldn’t go away. So here’s some musings on Homestuck, the ending, and its
portrayal (or rather, erasure) of character identity and agency.
Let’s rewind back several years and a few subsubacts, to the
meteor and battleship crews’ not so triumphant arrival in the combined session.
Two of the kids’ number have been mind-controlled and forced to work for the
Empress. Two have been thrown in prison. One has been banished to the outer
reaches of space. The rest have been divvied up and placed on various Lands,
given different tasks to be completed for the Empress. Even in beating SBURB
and winning the game they have no escape, because she intends to rule the new
universe they create… until it spawns Lord English and is destroyed.
Things look bleak. And things look even bleaker when Game
Over rolls around, and most of the cast gets exterminated. But wait! John
Egbert, Heir of Breath and leader of the Beta session, has gotten his hands on
a miraculous artifact supposedly useful as a weapon against Lord English. He
now has the ability to travel throughout time and space and to change things
that usually cannot be changed. While his friends get wiped out, he fights the
“tyrannous author” figure who has been telling their story wrong and wins.
Surely with his newfound abilities, he will set things right and lead them to
freedom.
Except. Not really.
Oh sure, John “saves the day”. He uses his retcon abilities
to create a new timeline where everyone lives and wins the game. But is it a
victory? And did everyone really live?
I’m going to argue that the ending of Homestuck is a tragedy
where characters’ identities are frequently ignored or overwritten in order to
serve the utilitarian aims of the narrative (and Skaia). I do not make this
argument believing Hussie intended it. I think the dip in quality and coherency
at the end of Homestuck was the product of an author who was tired of his
project, had lost track of a bunch of plot points and characters, and just
wanted to be finished. But I do think its treatment of identity is drastically
different from the rest of the work and sends some disturbing messages about
how “happy” that ending really is.
when the aliens come, half of the world is gonna want to have sex with them, and the other half is gonna want to kill them, and if you alien-killers ruin this for all us alien-bangers, I’m gonna be really pissed off at yall
the ultimate dilemma: what if the aliens are hot AND mean?