john gets home from school and jade and rose and dave are all IMMEDIATELY messaging him and hes like “what do you guys normally do when im gone??” and theyre all like “wait for you to get back”

what if mituna’s sacrifice was allowing the helmsman to take his mind / the helmsman’s freedom after death was to travel through the dream bubbles and through time, and through the gateway to that failed session – to inherit the body of his parallel self, after the end of his universe. what if that was the bargain mituna struck to save what he could of their session

Theatre of Coolty (The Movie)

nightcigale:

ficinferno:

temporaltower:

dukeofriven:

Every Homestuck should watch this weekly, if not daily. It should be the Talmud to Homestuck’s Torah.

i just finished this and i am astonished theres a piece of homestuck fanwork that gives me the exact same viscerally unsettling experience as a david lynch film would

You never appreciate how fucking wild homestuck was until you see shit like this and it makes perfect sense.

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For everyone who wasn’t Homestuck on 10/25/11,

imploder:

Here’s a wonderful and accurate representation of that night.

touo:

sometimes I forget that 10 25 is a homestuck number so I would like to say happy homestuck Day to anyone else who might forget! if you don’t know why, 10:25 was the timer time AND 4.13+6.12=10.25, among other things! let’s end the idea that we can’t explain jokes to people!

onionfox:

Quick derp doodle before I sleep~

was supposed to draw Eridan too but got lazy half way. Its easy to guess who’s my fav troll haha.

bettycrockerscookbook:

bettycrockerscookbook:

Andrew Hussie: has his characters sit on a ship for 3 years outrunning evil immortal creatures that want to kill them that they’ll have to confront when they get to their new universe

Griffin McElroy: Hold my beer

Andrew Hussie: ends his project with a lesbian wedding that only lasts one snapchat frame

Griffin McElroy: HOLD MY FUCKIN BEER

cyber-canine:

cloudglitches:

the-real-slim-strider:

my sister started watching a new kids show and i made a connection i shouldnt have

Is this that homestuck anime yall keep talking about

There is NO WAY this isn’t deliberate

mashedpootato:

i was rly feeling the all around soft john so i did that, tho i got some thicc john doods laying around too. imma post them later aw yiss :3c

honestly tho give me them boys loving on them squishy boys goddamn

asukaskerian:

ceescedasticity:

Apropos of nothing

At least in the genres I read, one of the more common appearances of buckets is in places characters are being held prisoner – e.g. ‘the cell contained only a pile of straw and a bucket’, that sort of thing. The purpose of this bucket is a toilet stand-in, but often the narrative does not come out and SAY that, the reader is assumed to understand.

Imagine the hapless troll reader.

#every dungeon is a sex dungeon#then the bucket is never mentioned again#and they’re like#I’m not saying I was looking forward to it but they didn’t do anything#that violates Troll Chekhov’s… Bucket#or WORSE#a casual mention that the character ‘made use of the bucket’