gritty breaks the penalty box | col @ phi | 10.22.18
Tag: hockey
In honor of Nicky’s day with the cup have some more memes
Part 8/??
Backstrom (my fave) edition
nhl players that always look like they need a nap
- anze kopitar
- auston matthews
- john gibson
- john carlson
dylan strome looks like he could use a short coma
don’t forget victor hedman and his under-eye bags
Which NHL Connor are you
Surveys this, survey’s that, how about you take a quiz that tells you which Connor you are.
Tag your results cause i’m curious
So i live in a very pro Philadelphia sports teams family and area and the Flyers (hockey) just got a new mascot and oh my god
It’s even more horrifying in motion, tbh
Like I know I’m a Pens fan and therefore slightly biased but good god that thing is the stuff of nightmares.
Listen I dont watch hockey but this is the best thing to happen to me all week. This thing is so threatening.
I love him he’s my new best friend.
‘Twas the day before Training Camp, when all through the league
So many teams were stirring, sparking intrigue;
The announcements were made on social media with care,
In hopes that Sir Stanley soon would be theirs;
The fans were keeping track of the news,
Hoping their teams’ season won’t be a snooze;
Players donned their colors, both old and new,
With lots of expectations to live up to;
When on the Twitter feeds there arose such a clatter,
We sprang to our phones to see what was the matter;
Opening the app, we saw with surprise,
Some teams making moves, going on the rise;
The chatter online of a brand new trade,
Made Sens fans wonder if their loyalties were mislaid;
Because what did they see when they checked on the news,
But a farewell to Karlsson, and hello to the blues;
Sharks fans, however, knew they had won,
With Karlsson and Burns they were going to stun;
More rapid than eagles more teams’ news came,
They were naming new captains, and called them by name:
Now Williams will be the new captain in Raleigh,
And OEL for the Yotes makes everyone jolly;
These men will wear their new letters with pride,
Good luck to you all, we’re in for a wild ride!


















