gaaraofsburbia:

11eagle:

heartofscylla:

• (in reference to the continents) “yeah it broke apart, don’t worry about it, happens all the time” same 
• “sweet dank valley" 
• “whoops half of Europe just died" 
• “wait! said Christopher Columbus probably smoking crack" 
• “damn, said amsterdam” *moment of silence to let the viewer think about that* 
• “you could make a religion out of that” 
• ‘let’s overthrow the palace’ said robespierre, cutting everyone’s head off until someone eventually got mad and cut his head off- you could make a relig-no don’t “ 

The best part about that last one is that Robespierre actually did make a religion, the Cult of the Supreme Being, which was France’s official religion for about three months before someone got mad and cut his head off.

How could you forget

• *loud rumbling sound* HOT
• “Don’t worry about Rome, it won’t fall”
• “That’s bullshit. This whole thing is bullshit. That’s a scam. Fuck the Church. Here’s 95 reasons why.”
• “Is it Tonga time? I think it’s Tonga time”