Tag: god

originalstarfishgiver:

multiplegenredisorder:

sirdukeofearl:

surprisebitch:

when you ridin cowboy and sit on the tip then feel your walls gradually expanding as you slide down

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Have you heard of our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ because sounds like you need him?

Why? Is he girthy?

I hate this post so much. 🤣

ao3tagoftheday:

haiku-robot:

ao3tagoftheday:

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The AO3 Tag of the Day is: Bitch me too the fuck

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scotchtapeofficial:

snarthurt:

snarthurt:

question, does anyone actually LIKE music videos for songs where the first like minute and a half is some artsy fartsy bull ass shit about the band members waking up in black and white or some shit. gimme the song already you jackasses 

and dont even get me STARTED on music videos where the narrative INTERRUPTS the song. as in, halfway through its just the guy saying a sentence not in the actual song, ruining the flow entirely. fuck that

when the lyric video is 2:49 but the official music video is 6:45…… fuck that

mysteryseeker:

jedijenkins:

oblivionsongstress:

onion-souls:

spookyscaryskeletitties:

tarradash:

sparkylurkdragon:

cerastes:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

tropiyas:

“i am a monument to all your sins” is such a fucking raw line for a villain it’s amazing that it came from halo, a modernish video game, and not some classical text or mythos

classic texts have nothing on the crazy people come up with in modern times tbh

“I survived because the fire inside me burned brighter than the fire around me.”

– Joshua Graham, Who Is A Fallout New Vegas NPC, Something Most People Throwing This Quote Around Don’t Realize

“If the world chooses to become my enemy, I will fight like I always have.”

– Shadow the Hedgehog in what is widely considered one of if not the single worst game in the Sonic the Hedgehog franchise

this is the source for this text and it haunts me on a regular basis

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“Pick a god and pray.”

-Fredrick from Fire Emblem Awakening

Huh, it’s almost like art isn’t just fine art…

this is my addition to this ever growing list of raw quotes originating from unexpected sources

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

8ddict:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

captainlordauditor:

some iconic dialogue that sounds like its from the great canon of literature but are actually from memes

  1. I will face God and walk backwards into Hell
  2. “I’ll do whatever you want” “then perish”
  3. I have been through hell and come out singing

feel free to add more!

  • There are no gods here
  • Do I look like the kind of man who dies
  • God’s dead and soon we will be too
  • I thought there were no heroes left in this world 

• you kneel before my throne unaware that it was built on lies

  • Impudent of you to assume I will meet a mortal end
  • This is hell’s territory and I am beholden to no gods
  • Bury me shallow, I’ll be back

thequantumqueer:

good: garrus trusts shepard so much that he didn’t even question it when she showed up in the middle of a firefight despite being dead and just handed her his rifle because as long as she was there he knew everything would be okay
better: when garrus saw shepard, he thought he had died, but he was okay with that because if the afterlife had shepard in it how bad could it possibly be?