im incredibly conflicted by the phrase ‘the question is not who will let me but who will stop me’ because on one hand its so fucking raw and powerful but on the other hand it’s derived from ayn rand but on yet another hand the first and primary time ive ever seen it was on a picture of a lawnmower flying through the sky which is the perfect level of absurd and nonsensical that would piss ayn rand off
Gimli: the fuck should I make for Legolas as a courting gift
Thorin, probably:
PERFECT!
When you try to break the siege and save Dale, but the Orc Army is led by Dagalur…
DETS GODDAMNIT I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU JUST MADE ME LAUGH ABOUT THAT
Readers: please no more angst we can’t take it
Dets:
ACCURATE AF BWAAAHAHAHAHA
okay okay i’m gonna stop… after these announcements…
I think if I reblog this post anymore I might break my dash. BUT I CAN’T NOT REBLOG THESE ADDITIONS. DETS THAT LAST ONE HAD ME ROLLING ON THE FLOOR GODDAMN YOU THAT SONG IS SUPPOSED TO MAKE ME DEPRESSED NOT THINK OF THE DOS EQUIS GUY