skaian-heretic:

wanderingcalifornia:

craftbeerhallputsch:

our-lady-of–singularities:

dorites:

mapsontheweb:

Heat map of US regions where “fuck” is a popular curse word.

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The great American fuck-shell and anti-fuck core. A true national treasure.

I love that the entirety of California is red.

let utah say fuck

pride

so proud to live in the eastern fuckbelt

spiritscraft:

vampireapologist:

“where do you see yourself in five years”

slightly dehydrated, eating refried beans out of a can in an abandoned old metal trailer in the desert. My look can be described as “grungey power ranger shounen.” With me are four other people with similar aesthetics, dipping their feet in a duct-taped wading pool and sharing a cooler of popsicles. Against a cinder-block fire-pit that may or may not shelter multiple rattlesnakes leans a bright yellow vespa that may or may not be able to hover, and a goat is chewing on what’s left of a potted plant just outside the trailer’s front door. On an old radio with antenna longer than I am tall, tuned into an un-locatable radio station, my chemical romance crackles in and out. The government thinks I’m dead and my student loans are void. Things are good.

The ending really floored me.

jackorino:

mumblingsage:

imreallybad:

PSA did you guys know there’s an equivalent to the word “phallic” ?? 

Yonic: resembling of vulva/labia/vagina 

Yonic, from from sanskrit word Yoni 

flowers are yonic, fruit is yonic, i’m so excited that this word exists i literally have only ever heard the word “phallic” until now. YONIC!!

Signal boosting not least because now you have new insight to what people mean when they describe Lovecraft’s terror of yonic voids. 

IM SCREAMING ok I wanted to show you guys Zaha Hadid’s Qatar stadium as an example of something that’s yonic, but if you google “yonic” it’s the FIRST RESULT
Please, please go look it up really

freckledennis:

slumbermancer:

basically, i think the general rule of thumb is: if someone REALLY wants the blood that’s inside of your body, and they’re like… a vampire, or a dracula, or some sort of mansquito, then that’s probably okay. a dracula and a mansquito are made for removing things like blood and swords from inside your body.

that’s basically fine.

if something wants to get at your blood, and they’re, say, some kind of murdersaurus, or maybe a really big frog, that’s where the problems start to arise. a really frog is not made for removing blood, and your blood knows this, which is why it is so vehement about wanting to stay IN your body instead of coming out. 

unfortunately this will not deter a really big frog, because a really big frog is full of things like prizes, and value, and quite a lot of hatred, and it would REALLY rather like to replace any and all of those things with your blood, and basically by any means possible.

isn’t fujimaki the greatest?

moriarteaparty:

he’s my favorite mangaka! I love how realistic the momoi/riko dynamic is. I know I personally think of nothing other than the size of my chest in relation to that of any girl I come into contact with. Sometimes we even press our bare chests together during arguments! No homo tho lol, only for the otaku

I also really appreciate the nuance and care put into the narrative arc of Seirin’s rise to power. Kuroko’s sudden acquisition of basketball superpowers is so relatable. Seirin works so hard, and that’s why they deserve to win! Kaijou also works really hard, and that’s why they—oK ANYWAY

Can I also say how wonderful it is to see such an exemplary self-insert character as hyuuga junpei. It’s cool to be homophobic, I’m sure he didn’t mean it!

Coming into a fandom late

nothing-here-is-vegetarian:

thearronaut:

itssinwithagrin:

ferainart:

eriplier:

illogicalvoid:

inverted-mind-inc:

sageblackrose95:

jupiter235:

not-so-secret-nerd:

nerdsagainstfandomracism:

my-reylo:

street-of-mercy:

dj-killer:

221books:

valerieparker:

baxtersaurus:

mishstiel:

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Coming into a fandom early and watching it become an angry clusterfuck

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Being in a dormant fandom that suddenly comes alive again after a new book/movie

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Don’t forget about those who come in the midst of a fandom war. 

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Accuracy at its best

Being in a fandom and not even knowing there’s a war going on…

all of this shit…lol

When You’re Not In The Fandom But You’re Nosy AF

When you get into a fandom only to discover it’s dead

This gets better every time I see it. 

@fuboos-mess

Being in a dead fandom…

Or being in such a tiny fandom that it feels like youre the only one

The accuracy hurts.

When you’re in a fandom that got revived for a younger generation:

Omg

I actually fell over laughing

Being in a fandom that, by all accounts, should be dead but isn’t

oohiabsolutelylove:

tawnypixie:

commander–kirschtein:

phantom-voices:

mamasynth:

lawfulgoodness:

mildredjosephine:

rudesby:

knottahooker:

judgebunnie:

feferi:

missvoltairine:

it has been like at least eight years and sometimes I still think to myself, when I am tired, “but I am le tired… well then take a nap! AND THEN FIRE ZE MISSILES” even though in retrospect that is like one of the most embarrassingly unfunny videos to ever come out of the internet 

tbh i still start sentences with “hokay, so” at least 3 times a day 

same, aggressively so. I also still use “wtf, mate.”

#i have no idea what this is referring to#but i’m relieved to know i’m not the only one out there randomly quoting old internet videos#some shit is always hilarious to me (x)

OH MAN

LET ME LEARN YOU A THING

who doesn’t think this is STILL AS HILARIOUS as it was when we all watched it over and over and over again 15 years ago?

My husband and I still quote this to this day.

I give the full “hokey, so… here’s the earth” whenever I’m stumbling over my words or trying to figure out what to say.

AND WHO SAYS THIS VIDEO ISN’T FUNNY!?!?!?!?  I WILL FIGHT YOU!

What the fuck kind of a heretic doesn’t think this is funny?

HOLY SHIT I REMEMBER THIS

Never forget.

I also quote this a lot and people look at me like I’m nuts

h’okay so…